Marty, no one ever doubts your heart or your intentions. We know you are 110% in it for the team. That's why we love you.
...but we also love giving you ****, hahaha. I'm sorry, I cant help it.
I do apologize for letting my temper get the best of me. I shouldnt have had a few "choice" words with people, and I probably shouldnt have served up some frontier justice on Luke. I dont, however, apologize for my intentions. By cheating in practice you are being an *******. Not only to the team you are playing, but to yourself and your teamates.
Here is why you are being an *******:
1) By cheating, you are implying that you do not have faith in your teammates to win the game without you.
2) You arent allowing the other team to capitalize on a kill that they earned, and play the game out the way it should.
3) You are cheating yourself, because you arent getting a realistic understanding of what you can and cant do during a game.
4) You are preparing to **** Dan and other teammates out of lots on money. If anyone doubts how penalties can rape Dan's wallet, please feel free to ask him.
Yes, I have been an ******* and cheated. Yes I have ****ed our team with a penalty. But for the most part I try to play as straight up as possible in practice. I understand playing the grey area, but lately, the cheating has been absolutely absurd. We are not Bizzy. That is a unique level of cheating talent that we should all aspire to have, but lets not try to achieve that while practicing each other.
I love you guys, and I will do my best to refrain from calling other Fierce members "cheating *******s", "****ing cheating *******s", and "cheating pieces of ****". I will also do my best to not try to empty my entire loader on Luke while he is standing by the nets. I'm not promising anything though because it was really really fun. I will not, however, stop giving Marty ****. Its not in my nature. Love ya Marty, no homo.