your asking if one of those tech/correspondence course schools has a paintball team?
Would you play online, or by mail?
Practice via teleclasses, and meet once a month to scrimmage with weird 35 year old men that live in their mom's basements, but feel the need to get a paralegal, ged, or gunsmith associates degree?
Legion of Doom
If you have a jersey with your name on it, at least pretend you know what you're doing!!
If your mom buys your paint, tell us, and we'll understand immediately.