[Dikkens]

Originally Posted by DaytonLax14

ugh my make out buddy is getting really clingy

Why the **** do you have a make out buddy? What are you 12?

[DaytonLax14]

Originally Posted by Dikkens

Why the **** do you have a make out buddy? What are you 12?

well i mean, she's not a **** buddy....but she has given me a handjob so call her whatever you want.

[Dikkens]

Originally Posted by Tender_Trout

LOL, yeah. First girl I've ever met who's been like that. She said she want's her first kiss to be "special". Oh boy....


She's gotta be bull****ting.

Apparently she can lose her virginity to any shmuck but wont kiss anybody? That girl is backwards, just get rid of her.

[xCerealKillerx]

Originally Posted by xCerealKillerx

well this is all from today

girl one: iv been workin on her since last friday. she is a new girl to the school and her and this other girl (hot) transferred the same day.. so they are like best friends, and the 3rd wheel goes everywhere we go. but i guess i made progress when we were outside and she put her head down and was like, "omg its so hot" and I rubbed her back, then i started massaging her and i did that for a min and stopped. and she was like no no dont stop. then we were in class and we were walking out and the mad ugly nasty chick called my girl a loser. I saw her face kinda go from to the 3 power to . I came in with the swhoop. I was behind her, so i out my arms around her and was like, "ur not a loser, i think ur pretty cool" and that looked like it cheered her up. I kno it was corny but w/e

ok guys well i was talking to my friend about this girl and he seems to be convinced i am in the friend trap. I have been taking it kinda slow cuz i know she is super quite so i wanted to get her trust first. Does not help she is 5'3" and im 6'2" and about the size a a NFL linebacker. So i know im already a very intimidating guy. Iv only flirted with her like once. I was talking about how pretty her eyes are (i meant it).

but today :tldr:
we meet at the same spot everyday. she was not there. I went to lunch. She saw me and didnt say ****. I didnt say anything cuz I wanted to see her interest level in me. I know were she eats but i didnt go there. last passing period of school me and my friend(one who thinks im trapped) and kinda outside the bathroom. I didnt see her but she walks out ad hits me and says hi. We get to class and she bust my balls. Saying, "you saw me like 5 times and you never acknowledged me "

I really only saw her 2 times tho.


advice?

[Dikkens]

Originally Posted by xCerealKillerx

ok guys well i was talking to my friend about this girl and he seems to be convinced i am in the friend trap. I have been taking it kinda slow cuz i know she is super quite so i wanted to get her trust first. Does not help she is 5'3" and im 6'2" and about the size a a NFL linebacker. So i know im already a very intimidating guy. Iv only flirted with her like once. I was talking about how pretty her eyes are (i meant it).

but today :tldr:
we meet at the same spot everyday. she was not there. I went to lunch. She saw me and didnt say ****. I didnt say anything cuz I wanted to see her interest level in me. I know were she eats but i didnt go there. last passing period of school me and my friend(one who thinks im trapped) and kinda outside the bathroom. I didnt see her but she walks out ad hits me and says hi. We get to class and she bust my balls. Saying, "you saw me like 5 times and you never acknowledged me "

I really only saw her 2 times tho.


advice?

We know how tall you are, but how much do you weigh? When you say youre built like a linebacker, do you mean a linebacker, or a really fat linebacker? You have yet to provide pics.

You ask for advice here time and time again, but you dont follow what we say. You are horrible with women, and show no grounds for improvement. I refuse to help you.

[shadowtwinkie]

I have been talking to this girl in Spanish, and with spring break coming up I would want nothing more than to do naughty things to her. I talked to her a bit at the beginning of the year and I probaly should have done naughty things to her then but I was immature. Lately she has been giving me really sarcastic comments in a way. Like I asked her what she was doing for springbreak and asked her if she wanted to smoke some crack (jokingly) and she said something like not hanging out with you and then smiled. After typing this I realize how much of a ******* I am and I need to get a phone number tomorow.

[greenvertboy]

Originally Posted by Dikkens

We know how tall you are, but how much do you weigh? When you say youre built like a linebacker, do you mean a linebacker, or a really fat linebacker? You have yet to provide pics.

You ask for advice here time and time again, but you dont follow what we say. You are horrible with women, and show no grounds for improvement. I refuse to help you.

Hey!

Fat kids can get girls too!

[Dikkens]

Fat kids who take care of themselves and actually look like they are making an effort, yes. Fat slobs, no.

[xCerealKillerx]

Originally Posted by Dikkens

We know how tall you are, but how much do you weigh? When you say youre built like a linebacker, do you mean a linebacker, or a really fat linebacker? You have yet to provide pics.

You ask for advice here time and time again, but you dont follow what we say. You are horrible with women, and show no grounds for improvement. I refuse to help you.

if i was a normal size i would agree. but its hard being a ****ing huge *** mother****er. im not fat.

[greenvertboy]

I'm a fat drunken slob everyday after 3:00 pm. FML

Edit: **** son. Shut the **** up. If you can't get girls, it's because:

A. You smell.
B. You're as dull as the butter knife I used for an attempted suicide last night.
C. You're a dolt (which means you didn't get B. B means you are boring)
D. Your dick is smaller than mine (and consequently every other male's.) Wait wut?
E. You REALLY smell
G. You're a ******.
T. You're a lesbian.


This goes for everyone. This is not a personal attack on CerealKiller. It is a fact of life.

[theubernoob]

i haven't been laid since last summer. seriously **** my life.

[babsa_90]

Originally Posted by xCerealKillerx

if i was a normal size i would agree. but its hard being a ****ing huge *** mother****er. im not fat.

...........................

i am 6'4'' and can honestly saying you are making your size a much larger problem then it really is.

[p8intball3]

Originally Posted by xCerealKillerx

if i was a normal size i would agree. but its hard being a ****ing huge *** mother****er. im not fat.

In all the time i've been here, you never ever gave us your weight or pictures of you.

Why are you so insecure?

[Impyshooter3]

Originally Posted by xCerealKillerx

ok guys well i was talking to my friend about this girl and he seems to be convinced i am in the friend trap. I have been taking it kinda slow cuz i know she is super quite so i wanted to get her trust first. Does not help she is 5'3" and im 6'2" and about the size a a NFL linebacker. So i know im already a very intimidating guy. Iv only flirted with her like once. I was talking about how pretty her eyes are (i meant it).

but today :tldr:
we meet at the same spot everyday. she was not there. I went to lunch. She saw me and didnt say ****. I didnt say anything cuz I wanted to see her interest level in me. I know were she eats but i didnt go there. last passing period of school me and my friend(one who thinks im trapped) and kinda outside the bathroom. I didnt see her but she walks out ad hits me and says hi. We get to class and she bust my balls. Saying, "you saw me like 5 times and you never acknowledged me "

I really only saw her 2 times tho.


advice?

You ask too many questions. You are always asking for advice on what to do in every possible situation. Yes, it is ok to ask sometimes, but you really need to learn how to deal with simple tasks as taking it further than just talking in school. All of your questions are the exact same, so all of our answers are going to be also. Take the ****ing leap and step out of your comfort zone to do something outside of school. This leads back to a confidence issue, whether you want to admit it or not. Once you build confidence in yourself, you will just act without over-analyzing every step in things. You need to start there, and build. It's like you are trying to build a brick house with no cement. You have pieces you can sort of put together, but until you fix the root of your problem, nothing will ultimately come of it.

[greenvertboy]

Originally Posted by greenvertboy

I'm a fat drunken slob everyday after 3:00 pm. FML

Edit: **** son. Shut the **** up. If you can't get girls, it's because:

A. You smell.
B. You're as dull as the butter knife I used for an attempted suicide last night.
C. You're a dolt (which means you didn't get B. B means you are boring)
D. Your dick is smaller than mine (and consequently every other male's.) Wait wut?
E. You REALLY smell
G. You're a ******.
T. You're a lesbian.


This goes for everyone. This is not a personal attack on CerealKiller. It is a fact of life.

.

That is all.

[xCerealKillerx]

as much as ur gonna get

[Impyshooter3]

And the fact that you can't even put up pictures of yourself further proves my point. That is all. Start at square one.

[-olio- (Banned)]

You look fat to me.

[babsa_90]

Originally Posted by -olio-

You look fat to me.

olio, was that really you in the pic thread? and isnt your olio account an alternate account?

[greenvertboy]

For ****'s sake, you insecure ****.

Let me grow grab a picture of me, and show you what I look like. Then maybe you can have self esteem.

And so you know, you clearly have a problem with confidence. Girl's are sensing that. That's why you can't get a girl.

Edit:



Second from the right. Not the tall Indian. The one under him.

And that's my usual drunken state. Don't hate on the fat white boy with ***** eyes.

Edit2: Does anyone see that ****, or am I just really high?

Edit3: Works now. I hope.

Edit4: Success.

[eww boys!!]

whens the perfect time to ask a girl out?

and how long is it before you can lose her?