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Old 02-17-2009, 03:10 PM #1
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Haiku's and Mircrosoft

My Comp teacher handed these to us and well, I thought it'd be a good idea to transfer them to you.

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with haiku and poetry.


Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.


Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.


The website you seek.
Cannot be located, but.
Countless more exist.


Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.


Aborted effort.
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

And my favorite.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.


Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is done.

A crash reduces.
Your expensive computer.
To a simple stone.

You step in the stream.
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky.
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:12 PM #2
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i hey I got the chain letters in the last decade,

cmon those are old at not even really based on XP/vista/7
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:16 PM #3
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I think that someone
Has far too much time to spare
It just might be you
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:19 PM #4
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I think that someone
Has far too much time to spare
It just might be you
says the man who plays
counter strike source way too much
over 50 hours
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:22 PM #5
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says the man who plays
counter strike source way too much
over 50 hours
lol lol lol lol lol
lulz lulz lulz
lol lol
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:24 PM #6
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5 mins to type something up. That is..
So Much time
Wasted

Go back to playing CS:Source all day.
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:25 PM #7
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Oh Snap Supra Just Got Raped

edit: caps owned ='[
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:28 PM #8
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says the man who plays
counter strike source way too much
over 50 hours
says the man whose name
is the same as mine
but isn't as cool as me
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:30 PM #9
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5 mins to type something up. That is..
So Much time
Wasted

Go back to playing CS:Source all day.
Who the hell are you?
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:52 PM #10
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Haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:53 PM #11
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Haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
or dollars
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:05 PM #12
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There is a time when
Knockout will ask you for things
Involving a straw
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:13 PM #13
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There is a time when
Knockout will ask you for things
Involving a straw
So that's how you got the gecko.
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:18 PM #14
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So that's how you got the gecko.
No.



That's how I got her for so cheap.
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:23 PM #15
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Supra is a pimp
He picks up chicks with pizza
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:24 PM #16
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That's how I got her for so cheap.
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:27 PM #17
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Supra is a pimp
He picks up chicks with pizza
All praise Supra
slava is a homo
posting ads for gays
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:29 PM #18
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Sure Shot wears gay shoes
They say a mans shoes are his
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:31 PM #19
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:32 PM #20
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Lol i've backed off the games lately.
Playing time:19.1 hrs past 2 weeks
Team Fortress 2
9.6 hrs
View stats Counter-Strike: Source
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:34 PM #21
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Slava is a prick
He thinks he is so damn cool
Just another tool

Edit: ^^ That's because you were gone this weekend.
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