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Old 02-07-2009, 07:12 PM #1
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Battlefield Earth

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Old 02-07-2009, 07:33 PM #2
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If you open your mouth while watching this movie, you can almost feel the dick slowly going in and raping your face.
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:18 PM #3
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That movie was so terrible.
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L Ron Hubbard wrote that book. HOORAW for SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!
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I lol'd hard at the boots they wore.
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:46 PM #6
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The book was good. L Ron was actually a decent sci-fi writer.

The movie was a ****ing sin though.
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If you open your mouth while watching this movie, you can almost feel the dick slowly going in and raping your face.


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Old 02-08-2009, 01:54 AM #8
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:52 AM #9
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The book was good. L Ron was actually a decent sci-fi writer.
Totally agree. Sucker was long, though. Wasn't it?

This movie was BAD. Weird, because there were some quality actors in it. Shoot, I bet John Travolta just cringes when he sees this on tv. Which is bad, because JT has done some crappy stuff over the years!
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:05 AM #10
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Totally agree. Sucker was long, though. Wasn't it?

This movie was BAD. Weird, because there were some quality actors in it. Shoot, I bet John Travolta just cringes when he sees this on tv. Which is bad, because JT has done some crappy stuff over the years!
Yea, it was something like 5 or 600 pages in the paperback version. It was like carrying a ****in dictionary around.

I don't have a problem with Hubbard as a fiction writer. As a cult leader? Sorry...you can't write sci-fi for 20 years then suddenly decide to create a religion and obtain any credibility for it.

Shoulda stuck to the sci-fi and expressed his views of the world through that medium, rather than creating a cult just to make money (and die shortly thereafter).
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:31 AM #11
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Only Hubbard book I read was "A Very Strange Trip", it was pretty damn funny too.
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As I watched this movie I could feel my anal cavity strangely growing wider. I felt a perpetual sliding against the linings of my anus. The Big Dick was slowly raping me as my eyes bulged in my head.
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Things I learned by watching this movie.

No matter how advanced your civilization is (space travel. teleportation) you still must mine gold the old fashiond way.

No matter how primitive you are you can learn to fly one of the most complex aircraft ever created by spending a few hours in a simulator.

If you find an underground military base dont worry it will still have power and all the equipment will still be in pristeen condition, even after siting dormant for 1000 years.
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Old 02-09-2009, 06:09 PM #14
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Things I learned by watching this movie.

No matter how advanced your civilization is (space travel. teleportation) you still must mine gold the old fashiond way.

No matter how primitive you are you can learn to fly one of the most complex aircraft ever created by spending a few hours in a simulator.

If you find an underground military base dont worry it will still have power and all the equipment will still be in pristeen condition, even after siting dormant for 1000 years.
Don't forget that Harriers can hover for over 10 minutes, and can be successfully maneuvered in combat with only a couple hours training in a simulator.
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Old 02-09-2009, 06:20 PM #15
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And highly advanced civilizations are 100% vulnerable to the far weaker, 1,000 year old technology of the world they inhabited.
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"Battlefield Earth grossed $21,471,685 in the United States and Canada and a total of $29,725,663 worldwide, falling well short of its $75 million production budget and $20 million in estimated marketing costs.[2] Financially, it is regarded as one of the most expensive flops in film history,[51] and a box office bomb.[52][53]" -Wikipedia

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Proud to say I've never seen it.

Although the curiousity to see what all the fail hype is about is tempting.
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Proud to say I've never seen it.

Although the curiousity to see what all the fail hype is about is tempting.
Do not watch it.
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Yea I'm fairly sure that I would regret the one and a half hours of wasted time.
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