Lol. The title of this thread makes me wish I had a picture with that caption of my 9-5 when the turbo went. Good cloud of white smoke trailing the car....."Saab: Born from Jets" would have been appropriate.
Anyway, replaced turbo, ran better than it ever has for me (got it used, turbo wasn't great and would need to be rebuilt or replaced soon). Two weeks later, a fat chick drove it and destroyed the engine somehow.
Piston that was pulled out from the hole in the block:
And now the two-man driveway job of replacing the engine.