Official GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

AndyAllen019 · 01-21-2009, 03:10 AM

I'm tired of all your threads.

From now on please post your problem here and wait for an answer.

The Dread Pirate's edit:

I've posted a very good write-up on developing "game" if you have none. It was too long to edit into here, so just click the link and read it.
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.p...4#post23173234

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Originally Posted by Bobeo

Dikkens · 01-21-2009, 03:15 AM

First!

Love the smell of a fresh new girl thread

wakeboardr886 · 01-21-2009, 03:15 AM

here we go again fellas

edit: **** you!

EmpireEmperor · 01-21-2009, 03:19 AM

Women!

Am I right?

auggs · 01-21-2009, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by wakeboardr886

of course unless you are gay

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Originally Posted by contractkiller20

Agreed, she is interested and you are interested. Someone said it before.

Don't think of it as should I be worried about the boyfriend back home, but rather be focused about showing her a good time.

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So i asked her tonight (albeit over FB Chat).

I asked her "hey, what are you doing saturday night?" but then it seems she saw the question and panicked at first. Then after telling her what exactly was going on she chimed back in and said she "totally spaced out" but sounded like she was stoked (probably because i could get her into the bar because i know the doorman).

Anyways we bantered a little bit more until she finally said "well, i'll think about it".. A little more back and forth and she had to go because she has a morning class.

Now we play the waiting game?

PS. She seems really eager to get a text to me.. Am i blind?

PPS. I'm ripped outtah my tree so no need to flame at my bad story. I'll edit it in the morning if it doesn't make sense.

Brought it over from the last thread..

sixty nine · 01-21-2009, 05:06 AM

girls

sixty nine · 01-21-2009, 05:08 AM

hah they can

DaytonLax14 · 01-21-2009, 06:36 AM

indeed

felicityrose · 01-21-2009, 06:49 AM

*sigh*

To think that you all are the next generation of leaders and doers...

furbyghetto · 01-21-2009, 07:11 AM

my girl beats me what should i do

CountyPaintball · 01-21-2009, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by furbyghetto

my girl beats me what should i do

Get off the weed so you're not too lazy to defend yourself.

Buh East · 01-21-2009, 08:01 AM

I like turtles

babsa_90 · 01-21-2009, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Buh East

I like turtles

turtles have vaginas.

amirite?

Buh East · 01-21-2009, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by babsa_90

turtles have vaginas.

amirite?

uisrite

komodo_117 · 01-21-2009, 10:55 AM

Wow. What version is this? I got lost after like 22.

I've been here way too long.

And **** my luck. Honest to god. How many times can this **** happen to a single ****ing guy?

New girl I was talking to is now grounded, after she was supposed to come over today. And she gets her wisdom teeth out friday. And because of my work schedule and her school schedule, it'll be a long *** ****ing time before we can hang out.

I'm seriously like ****ing cursed. There is NO way this **** just happens like that, that ****ing often, to one guy.

Dikkens · 01-21-2009, 10:56 AM

Your negative outlook doesnt help

KamakaziWatermelon · 01-21-2009, 10:59 AM

hurray chix

komodo_117 · 01-21-2009, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dikkens

Your negative outlook doesnt help

Let's review the past year and a half, shall we:

-Girl breaks up with me because her parents are psychotic
-Next girl just randomly disappears off the face of the earth
-Next one suddenly gets a boyfriend after we've been talking for awhile
-Next girl moves
-Next girl decides that she can't handle another guy in her life, even just a hook-up...then proceeds to **** a guy 3 weeks later
-Another one just up and disappears
-Next one, after stringing me along and me seeing her for a few months, decides that the distance is too much, and that things cannot work out. THEN, gets a boyfriend who lives half as far away as me (still a long ****ing ways) WITHOUT telling me, until she had invited me to stay the night.
-I'm too old (2 year age difference

)
-Grounded, can't hang out, school
-Grounded, can't hang out, school
-Grounded, can't hang out, school
-Randomly disappears
-Flakes 5 or 6 times, then gets pissed whenever I tell her that she needs to get with **** or else I'm not going to even bother with her.
-Tells me she has a boyfriend AFTER we've already hooked up.
-Too far away
-Car wreck, can't make the date
-Parents disable cell phone and make her a hermit
-This one, and this is my alltime ****ing favorite, turns out to not even be who I think she is. The girl I meet is merely a puppet. The one I text and message is her friends trying to get me with her, because they want to see us together, but she's still caught up over some ****** that cheated on her, and she decides to never talk to me again.

I'm leaving a LOT out. I think I've had a few successes, but the majority of it is completely random, uncontrollable bull****. None of it is my cause. I double checked on every single one. Every random thing that has kept me from getting into a relationship, or even going on a date is this ****ing phantom force that is cock-blocking me every god damn chance it can.

It's getting ****ING ridiculous.

Jane's Diary · 01-21-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dikkens

Your negative outlook doesnt help

You pointing out his negative outlook doesn't help either.

MC Pee Pants · 01-21-2009, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by wakeboardr886 View Post
**** it I'm high and bored and I like typing what's on my mind when I'm high

She was way into you, but when you said you wanted to be her BF she lost all attraction towards you. She thought you were needy and you don't have a lot of hookups under your belt. Move on...

1) you are a ****ing idiot for piercing your dick
2) You did an awesome job to lead into the making out
3) you sounded like a total chode saying you wanted a gf
4) you are a ****ing idiot for asking her to be your gf on the same night while hooking up
5) I don't know why she texted you, text her back "Clean off my dick piercing missy"
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1) I like it, but thats cool there not for everyone.
2) Thx
3) Sarcasm, but point taken
4) Point taken again, but in my defense, this isn't the first time I have made out with her or hung out with her, I've known her for like 2 years but she had a bf at the time and I was well a major afc. And I was drunk but I realize I ****ed up...and well the conversation was currently about us dating so it didn't seem horribly out of place to ask but I geuss it was a major **** up on my part. I just really liked her thats all. *emo afc tear*
5) I texted her back I didn't have it on my new phone like 20mins later, and she never texted back so idk.. besides I don't even think he has a phone anymore considering hes living on my friends couch currently with no job.

But thanks for the help, I appreciate it if theres anymore you want to add go for it. But answer me this question, are girls really that ****ing fickle one thing you say can like end everything.. I mean I've known this person for two years and have been workin it on and off, it seems well unreasonable for such a stupid mistake to blow up in my face.
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|Simplicity| · 01-21-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MC Pee Pants

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Originally Posted by wakeboardr886 View Post
**** it I'm high and bored and I like typing what's on my mind when I'm high

She was way into you, but when you said you wanted to be her BF she lost all attraction towards you. She thought you were needy and you don't have a lot of hookups under your belt. Move on...

1) you are a ****ing idiot for piercing your dick
2) You did an awesome job to lead into the making out
3) you sounded like a total chode saying you wanted a gf
4) you are a ****ing idiot for asking her to be your gf on the same night while hooking up
5) I don't know why she texted you, text her back "Clean off my dick piercing missy"

1) I like it, but thats cool there not for everyone.
2) Thx
3) Sarcasm, but point taken
4) Point taken again, but in my defense, this isn't the first time I have made out with her or hung out with her, I've known her for like 2 years but she had a bf at the time and I was well a major afc. And I was drunk but I realize I ****ed up...and well the conversation was currently about us dating so it didn't seem horribly out of place to ask but I geuss it was a major **** up on my part. I just really liked her thats all. *emo afc tear*
5) I texted her back I didn't have it on my new phone like 20mins later, and she never texted back so idk.. besides I don't even think he has a phone anymore considering hes living on my friends couch currently with no job.

But thanks for the help, I appreciate it if theres anymore you want to add go for it. But answer me this question, are girls really that ****ing fickle one thing you say can like end everything.. I mean I've known this person for two years and have been workin it on and off, it seems well unreasonable for such a stupid mistake to blow up in my face.
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I was gonna get Frenum, but went P/A instead. It's one of my secrets

edit: How the **** did this quote disaster happen

*Official* GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

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