Make some small thin patties and crisp them up in a hot pan. Serve with an egg on top.Your choice of sunny side up, over easy or poached.
Or throw the whole can at an annoying neighbor.
"First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are."
"WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!"
"'Course, there're other schools of thought."