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Old 11-28-2014, 01:39 AM #1
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Funniest excuse for a player not playing well

Post up your favorite excuse of someone's (could be you) excuse for not playing their best, or not shooting that one guy.

Mine: About two years ago, there was a rec baller who said his ego 7, wasn't shooting as fast as what everyone else's marker was shooting, which were tippmann A-5s. After looking at it and shooting it a bit, there was nothing wrong with it.
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Old 11-28-2014, 03:51 AM #2
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"This paint is terrible!"
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Old 11-28-2014, 05:35 AM #3
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"This paint is terrible!"
I use/hear this one quite often. It's not a lie though, my field's paint sucks.
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Old 11-28-2014, 04:49 PM #4
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I lose it when I see someone say there shot is off then continue to clean there barrel 50x like honestly I saw this guys clean his barrel at least 30 times in a game.
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Old 12-01-2014, 12:08 PM #5
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My barrel is dirty and having a low chrono speed
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Old 12-01-2014, 12:56 PM #6
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I'm not trying!

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I'm hungover, leave me alone.

Also blaming the paint/weather/your marker is always a classic.
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Old 12-01-2014, 05:54 PM #7
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"I'm too fat. I can't run fast enough"
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Old 12-01-2014, 06:03 PM #8
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After playing outlaw with my three bros, not knowing that we were playing extremely aggressive and good, this large group of neighborhood kids who we did not know challenged us in a paintball match. They said they were going to own us....

Well the funniest excuse I heard for not wanting to play anymore was from some douche on our team being shot in the finger. This guy was always talking about how awesome he was at paintball, so we let him be on our side after destroying these neighborhood kids with him on their team. Dude was constantly bragging about being on a "sponsored" tourney team. Guy sucked terribly at paintball. He kept complaining about his finger and wanted to sit out. We told him to sit in the back at least so we had equal teams. The next game I get behind the other team running through this jungle environment and shoot each player out within 15-30 feet of each player.

The kid bragged about "sniping" out the players that I shot out, who I saw my paint splat onto their backs. Then he continued to lie to the youth group at church about how he took us all down.

Later on we played a tournament the dude and his "sponsored" team setup. We destroyed them in 1 minute, I bunkered the last player on their team. We almost won the tourney, it being the first tourney we've ever tried. I believe his team was knocked off the podium and didn't win any cash. We won about $50.
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Old 12-02-2014, 01:42 AM #9
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Well the funniest excuse I heard for not wanting to play anymore was from some douche on our team being shot in the finger. This guy was always talking about how awesome he was at paintball, so we let him be on our side after destroying these neighborhood kids with him on their team. Dude was constantly bragging about being on a "sponsored" tourney team. Guy sucked terribly at paintball. He kept complaining about his finger and wanted to sit out. We told him to sit in the back at least so we had equal teams. The next game I get behind the other team running through this jungle environment and shoot each player out within 15-30 feet of each player.
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Hey thats almost like my excuse but instead of geting shot in the finger broke my toe and I still played
The funniest one I heard is from when I went with my school they said that its too unrealistic, and its way to hard to aim
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Old 12-02-2014, 12:29 PM #10
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your gun shoots faster than mine.
i backed out of an outlaw game where they didn't chrono the markers but i think my i want to not get hurt or die excuse was good
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Old 12-02-2014, 01:23 PM #11
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I was playing stock class on Sunday (my first time playing in the rain) and the field was FPO. I had a hard time hitting anything, and normally my phantom is a tack driver, but with the rain and the field paint being far from perfect it wasn't flying very straight at all. Still shot a lot of electros who blamed the paint. Yeah. If I could hit you withjustba few shots, then how come you couldn't hit me with half a hopper of the same paint?
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:40 AM #12
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Old 12-11-2014, 06:18 PM #13
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My give-a-damn is broken. It's my excuse, and it's true . Strangely I still like playing the game...I just don't care about winning or losing.
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Old 12-27-2014, 11:41 PM #14
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Best excuse is my paint isn't breaking on them
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Old 12-29-2014, 05:25 PM #15
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Old 12-30-2014, 12:10 PM #16
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I was using a mechanical spyder. He was using a Vibe with a Rotor. In his defense, the Vibe was the rental gun at this facility.
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Old 01-04-2015, 09:21 PM #17
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*in a nasal voice* real soldiers don't sneak around!
coming from a twelve year old who just stormed a five man squad with a tippman a-5. little fricker ruined my sniping op
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Old 01-05-2015, 01:07 PM #18
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I've used this a few times.

I'm hung over and I have to poop.
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Old 01-05-2015, 04:07 PM #19
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I have to poop.
I've used this one too.

It really does make you play like ****....pun intended.
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Old 01-06-2015, 12:45 PM #20
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Goes one of two ways. Either you run really fast and hope for the best, or two you sit in the back and focus on not ****ting yourself lol
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Old 01-06-2015, 01:24 PM #21
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The barrel on my gun Isn't long enough so my gun isn't accurate enough. Why hasn't this myth been put to rest?
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