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Old 11-06-2008, 02:01 AM #64
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ive **** in the hole at a golf course, and pushed the flag back in

i **** in the bathroom at two different resturaunts because they talked **** when the food was bad.

I had to pull over once and **** in someones from lawn.. wiped my *** with my friends homework that had his name on it..

**** in a bag and put it on a kids car because he broke my friends window over a girl..

**** in the urenal part of a porta potty

**** in my pants because my friend wouldnt take me to a gas station and thought it was funny. so i got out and ran and couldnt hold it and some came out then i **** on the ground.

**** in the back of a toilet at a party

**** in someones basement at a party in the crawl space because someone stole my bottle

i think thats it.. i have done a lot of ****ting..
You are my idol.

I always play battle****s with anyone I can. If Im at a public restroom and someone else walks into a stall while I'm in one, I usually break the ice with the biggest fart I can muster up. This then usually relaxes them and they start doing work.

Weirdest spot I've ever **** was on the hood of our high school quarterback's mustang. Long story but he was a douche bag to everyone at a party once. Some chick said "You think your **** don't stink you ***!" to which he replied "you're damn right it don't!!" so then I **** on his car and left a note that said "Mine does."
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Old 11-06-2008, 02:41 AM #65
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Old 11-06-2008, 04:57 AM #66
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I **** in front of a port-a-potty. They shouldn't have put a pad lock on it. I had to wipe my *** with leaves so I stuck them to the door.
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:20 AM #67
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I pooped in a urinal
I fixed that for you.
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:38 AM #68
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I fixed that for you.
Thanks.
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Old 11-06-2008, 02:53 PM #69
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Old 11-06-2008, 02:57 PM #70
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Old 11-06-2008, 03:00 PM #71
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Old 11-06-2008, 03:02 PM #72
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Old 11-06-2008, 03:03 PM #73
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Old 11-06-2008, 03:25 PM #74
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Old 11-06-2008, 04:43 PM #75
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Old 11-06-2008, 04:55 PM #76
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:09 PM #78
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:17 PM #79
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:25 PM #80
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:44 PM #81
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:53 PM #82
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:58 PM #83
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A freind holds the trophy though. A sink in Starbucks. I had to crawl out of there I was laughing so hard.
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:59 PM #84
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