Originally Posted by Twenty4/7_Ep3
ive **** in the hole at a golf course, and pushed the flag back in
i **** in the bathroom at two different resturaunts because they talked **** when the food was bad.
I had to pull over once and **** in someones from lawn.. wiped my *** with my friends homework that had his name on it..
**** in a bag and put it on a kids car because he broke my friends window over a girl..
**** in the urenal part of a porta potty
**** in my pants because my friend wouldnt take me to a gas station and thought it was funny. so i got out and ran and couldnt hold it and some came out then i **** on the ground.
**** in the back of a toilet at a party
**** in someones basement at a party in the crawl space because someone stole my bottle
i think thats it.. i have done a lot of ****ting..
You are my idol.
I always play battle****s with anyone I can. If Im at a public restroom and someone else walks into a stall while I'm in one, I usually break the ice with the biggest fart I can muster up. This then usually relaxes them and they start doing work.
Weirdest spot I've ever **** was on the hood of our high school quarterback's mustang. Long story but he was a douche bag to everyone at a party once. Some chick said "You think your **** don't stink you ***!" to which he replied "you're damn right it don't!!" so then I **** on his car and left a note that said "Mine does."