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Old 11-05-2008, 08:46 PM #43
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Old 11-05-2008, 08:47 PM #44
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Old 11-05-2008, 08:49 PM #45
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Old 11-05-2008, 09:04 PM #46
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Old 11-05-2008, 09:31 PM #47
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Old 11-05-2008, 09:34 PM #48
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Old 11-05-2008, 09:38 PM #49
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ive **** in the hole at a golf course, and pushed the flag back in

i **** in the bathroom at two different resturaunts because they talked **** when the food was bad.

I had to pull over once and **** in someones from lawn.. wiped my *** with my friends homework that had his name on it..

**** in a bag and put it on a kids car because he broke my friends window over a girl..

**** in the urenal part of a porta potty

**** in my pants because my friend wouldnt take me to a gas station and thought it was funny. so i got out and ran and couldnt hold it and some came out then i **** on the ground.

**** in the back of a toilet at a party

**** in someones basement at a party in the crawl space because someone stole my bottle

i think thats it.. i have done a lot of ****ting..
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Old 11-05-2008, 09:39 PM #50
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:04 PM #51
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Funny story one time I was locked out of my house and I had to **** real bad.

I went into my Garage and grabbed a Plastic Grocery bag pulled my pants down and began deficating. Apparently I didnt calculate my Trajectory Properly and I missed the Bag and the turd fell off the bag and landed in my pants. It was a fun time trying to explain why there was **** everywhere.
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:06 PM #52
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:30 PM #53
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This thread made me have to ****.

I've made it a point in life to never **** anywhere except toilets and my diapers when I was a baby.
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:37 PM #54
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In the ocean in Mexico. There was no ****in way that I was gonna swim all the way back then walk to the beach house just to take a ****.
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:04 PM #55
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:16 PM #56
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So it all started when my friend took invited me and a couple other friends to come down to a beach with him and his parents in their RV. Although I had been to the destination before I had never stayed in an RV and I thought it'd be fun.

Upon arrival the dad of my friend instructed us on proper toilet use technique. How to fill up the water, flush, to open all the windows first, etc. I thought "that's too much effort, im just going to use the public restrooms and showers they have at the RV resort here." I came too learn that was a bad decision.

The first day i found myself needing to excrete my solid waste rather badly. We were out in the beach, far away from the RV or restrooms so I thought i would just hold it in. By the time we were at the RV I had forgotten about it and didn't need to go anymore. The next day It was the same routine. Whenever I was far away from a toilet i needed to go to the bathroom, but whenever i was close I had forgotten by then. This was bad, I should've just forced myself to dump while I was by a public toilet at least.

The third morning I woke up, took shower items and went to the public shower. I Stepped in, turned my shower on, then as soon as I felt the warm water drench me, it hit. I had to **** like none other before me. I then started freaking out. I was wet and i couldn't ditch all my belongings to run to the other building in a towel where the toilets were. I was stuck in a shower, and this were looking bad.

It was then I felt a good inch and a half of feces slide out my anus. From there there was no turning back. I remembered the ST joke where you smush poop down your shower drain and realized it was my only option. I forced the rest out, and heard it plop on the floor. I turned around to see an excellent 8" dark, lumpy log sitting on the floor of a public shower. Out of terror I said vocally to myself "oh ****."

I knew what my next course of action was to be. I shouldn't have touched it, I should've left it as a chocolaty surprise cleaning crew to deal with, but no, I had to discard the evidence. I kicked the lump over to the drain. I looked down and realize how small the drain holes were. I knew it was my only chance so I took a deep breath and pressed down with my foot.

It was then i discovered how hard this thing was. You see one of the main purposes of your colon is to absorb water out of your waste, the longer it sits in there, the more water is absorbed. This had been sitting for a long time.

I felt the poop squeeze through my toes like thick, vicious mud. The drain holes were small so hardly any of the poop went down. I lifted up my foot, then saw that most of my large turd and the drain covering stuck to my toes and came up with it.

With the drain covering gone I now had a 1" pipe to fit the thing in. This was a lot better than before. The poop was now in a few separate chunks, the largest of which i tried pushing down the drain. I realized this was a bad decision, because it only went as far down as i pushed. It basically became a plug for the drain. A solid plug of human ****. With the showerhead still running, my shower began to rise with water.

The water rose to about an inch and a half, a light brown color from all the feces. I realized I was standing in what was basically an unflushed toilet. this disgusted me. I saw a q-tip that some guy before me had left. It was used for who knows what, but I needed something to unclog the drain. I poke holes in the poop-plug with the q-tip, so the water could begin draining.

As the water could now drain the erosion helped make the holes bigger. I finally felt like i was making progress. I used some shampoo as a ghetto form of drain-o which worked surprisingly well. The other bits of poop had gotten smaller because they were sitting in the water for so long. They went down much easier after the large turd dropped down.

When all the solid matter finally went down, I placed drain cover back over the pipe. I tried for so long to wash my feet and hands to get rid of the awful smell with moderate success. After I felt I was clean enough I hopped out of the shower, put on some clothes and went back to my friends saying nothing. As if nothing happened.







I just needed to get that one off my chest.

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Old 11-05-2008, 11:18 PM #57
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:52 PM #58
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Old 11-06-2008, 12:16 AM #59
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Old 11-06-2008, 12:43 AM #60
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Old 11-06-2008, 12:48 AM #61
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Old 11-06-2008, 12:59 AM #62
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Old 11-06-2008, 01:00 AM #63
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