[Prea]

actually it's dud3 or benhak.

They both seem to have similar badassness.

[Ben.haK (Banned)]

Don't associate me with that penis pumping chode.

[Prea]

you're just making it seem like it is you

[Ben.haK (Banned)]

I was talking about dud3.

[B2K4-SuperHonkey]

Originally Posted by Metal Jesus

[COLOR="Red/"]WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TWO LITTLE ****S DOING CLUTTERING UP THIS THREAD WITH *** *** LITTLE GIRL COMMENTS? THIS ISN'T A TWITTER OR SOME DIP**** BLOG. EITHER START TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU'VE ACCEPTED METAL JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE OR FACE A WORLD OF PAIN. I'M TALKING ABOUT WAKING UP TO SEE A PACK OF GRIZZLIES COMING THROUGH THE DOOR TO TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB. HEATHEN GUTS AND BLOOD SPRAYED ACROSS THE WALLS BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO ****ING DUMB TO HAVE A CONVERSATION OF ANYTHING OF VALUE.

SO STOP SEEING WHO CAN BE THE BIGGER *** AND START DISCUSSING WHY THIS PICTURE IS SO DAMN AWESOME.

[/color]

Too many grammatical errors to be dud3 or ben. The last sentence of the first paragraph seems to be an incomplete sentence, it's missing punctuation. And besides, I always posted the picture before the text.

So, who do I think it is?
Prea- No, I don't think he cares enough.
bobide- Same as prea.
bayne- Kids with down syndrome can't type.
iso- He came up with the image, but seems smarter than this.
jacked- I don't think he was here for the original.
sno- not around enough to consider an option.
pbpanzer- same as sno.
beater- too busy arguing cars with me.
snuff- usually when he spams it's porn in another forum.
redjin- posts like 5 times an OT

So, it's dye. I only bring it up when I think it's possible for me to have some satire that pokes fun at the Christian religion and religion in general. It's not always funny, but at least I try. So dye, I award you no points and may God have mercy on your jew soul, or lack thereof.

[Prea]

Well the post was made at 4:03

Based on "last activity", it's probably not bobide, fever, panzer, iso, snuff, or jacked.

You also have to consider who would be up on a Thurdsay night at 1:30 am to make the post that was on the first page. And who the hell would know that a "twitter" is a blog?

The over use of swear words also makes me think it could be dye.....but is he ever up that late at night on a weekday?

[som3 dud3]

I did it.

[B2K4-SuperHonkey]

No you didn't. I ruled you out. You know who else could have did it? That suspicious Dinosaur character who is never around.

[Hobo Funk Nelson]

I did it, cocksmokes.

[Prea]

If only pbn didn't ban "bobide's penis" then I'd have an alter ego to post from too.

[Bayne]

Now wait a second-
I type adequately, thank you very much, and I am three hours behind you guys, thus;
It's quite likely that I could be Metal Jesus! I don't want to be ruled out!
Unfortunately, it's not. I always thought it was Ben, but thats just me.

[Prea]

Yea but honkey makes a good point
Ben is pretty professional when it comes to typing.

Although I dont really think it's dye either.

Which leaves dud3.

[beater of angels]

"too busy arguing cars"

[xXIsolatioNXx]

No, I'M Spartacus.

[DyeMonic]

It couldn't be me, i get home at 3:40pm and today i fell asleep as soon as I got home. Also, i had to go to a wake today and almost wore a white shirt there . I felt like an idiot when i realized "Oh yeah, you don't wear white when someone dies...right. *grabs black shirt*".

[xXIsolatioNXx]

We don't care.

[pbpanzer]

Originally Posted by xXIsolatioNXx

We don't care.

<3

[bobide]

couldn't be me.

[B2K4-SuperHonkey]

Originally Posted by bobide

couldn't be me.

I saw the before edit. I'll hold your secret.

[Formula51]

i dont post often enough.

hey honkey, never got to ask you, what do you think about ATR's new album?

[snufferoo (Banned)]

Wasn't me. I'm incapable of trying to be funny on the internet.

The free, little known about, Jack's Mannequin concert at SLU was amazing. We were on the floor 15 feet from the stage, and afterwards I met the entire band. It was epic.