Originally Posted by jdm001
yall may have invented it but you have failed to win anything since 1000bc
Yep, the Jews are still around. YEY!
What happened last 3 days. Posted 10:28 last night NL time
Wild ****ing morningnight/day/night ever man. I've been awake for 37 hours straight. Woke up 7 in the morning went to practice. Me and my teammate got there first so we smoked some weed. Holy **** was that **** strong. Played. Went to Pineapple Express, it was HILARIOUS go see it. We went around the mall and there were these ladies that one of my friends waved to for a joke and she waved back and they kept dropping hints they wanted us to go over but they were all *****ing besides me and Geoff who didn't give a ****. So finally I'm like "**** it man I'm going over there". I go over and say Hi and sit down at there table and ask them to a game of Minigolf and got them to come over to sit with us so they came over and sit in an empty table a little bit aways from ours because ours was full, so I pull over a chair and start talking and it took like 5 mins for them to go over. We got numbers man but we found out that one misses brother was a meth head who was crazy. We get back in the truck and go and watch UFC and go back to Geoff's house and go downstairs and pound the **** out of each other on the wooden floor for a long time and then we ****ing played spotlight (10 year old game but with people throwing **** and in a huge basement it's awesome). Then we get in the truck and go everywhere at 5 in the morning. We go to a 24/7 Wallmart and unpackaged a air horn and sounded it in there and ran out. Mother ****ers start to drive when I'm trying to get in the truck and I get in with it moving and doors not fully closed. He starts jerking the wheel and we are all hitting everything and everyone. I was scared of falling out because no seatbelt so I opened the door and as soon as I did the mother ****er turned and I closed the door. Luckily my friend was holding on to me. Then we go for a munch and clean our gear. Then we went and picked up Meghan for the tournament (She plays). Not even half the **** that went down. I am tired as ****, I still feel high and am soon going to pass out. It's 10:30 and I plan on staying up till after 1.
TL;DR I had fun
Originally Posted by cph
I was scared of falling out because no seatbelt so I opened the door
Alright so when I jumped in the car when it was still moving I didn't close the door completely and Geoff started jerking the wheel so we were slamming the door and we thought it was going to come open and we all fall out and he's an *** so he was still jerking the wheel when i was trying to open it and then he stopped for a second so I opened it and he went around a turn and I almost fell out but my friend grabbed me and I closed the door.
I feel like **** today ugh. It's 1:00pm I just woke up and I want to go to bed again but I made it too 1:00am in the morning so I stayed awake for 40 straight hours including playing paintball twice. After I wrote that my friend came over and was like "Want to go smoke some weed". I was happy as **** man. So he left to go i the car with the guy and but when he met the guy he said he couldn't get any tonight so I was sad.
I made being up for 40 hours. I win!