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Old 07-03-2008, 07:20 PM #1
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Greetings,

I understand that every year you and your fellow German mates complain, complain, complain about how the 101st infantry always go after the one base and that it isn't fair how you boys take it in the rear every year during the beach assault. You, particularly, have complained so much that the bases/HQs have been switched and measures have been taken to "limit" the allied 101. So be it .

Though be forwarned, the base that was formally the Allied base during the 07 ION, you know, the one you said would be "more advantageous for the Germans to have while defending the beach,"? We are going to take it and keep it from you as much as possible. And you chums can go take a hike.

Who are "we"? "We" being the 101st Infantry. So, while you are trying to defend the beach line, we are going to get your base.

If you want that base, you are going to have to kick us out, and good luck trying Yes, we know that there aren't any points for this, but the rules don't say we can't do this. And you German's are going to look REALLY funny without a base on the field. And you guys are going to look even funnier when the skirmish has to step in and say, "Okay 101st, give the base back to the German's and Mark Pastore."

The second reason for taking your base is YOU. Mark, I hope you are in the base when we take it. There is a real $500 cash bounty on your head, i.e. the first general kill on you. And if we collect that bounty, I'm going to use it to buy my men dinner that night (in your honor).

And, my "superior" has approved this mission. He thinks its a wonderful idea.

See ya there (covering you in sniper paint )

Hugs and Kisses and Happy 4th,

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Old 07-03-2008, 07:55 PM #2
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Sounds oh so swet. I wish the 101st luck in their quest. I will be on the beach giving them hell. May you give them even more.
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:10 PM #3
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this is just one of many things I do not understand about hard core scenario players...

G/L to both sides though
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:49 PM #4
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:04 PM #5
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My only question is, will you be using Melody to do this? I love this gun!



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Old 07-03-2008, 10:10 PM #6
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I think he has to, it just wouldn't be worth it without Melody taking the shot.
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:17 PM #7
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:29 PM #8
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Old 07-04-2008, 01:36 AM #9
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Greetings,

I understand that every year you and your fellow German mates complain, complain, complain about how the 101st infantry always go after the one base and that it isn't fair how you boys take it in the rear every year during the beach assault. You, particularly, have complained so much that the bases/HQs have been switched and measures have been taken to "limit" the allied 101. So be it .

Though be forwarned, the base that was formally the Allied base during the 07 ION, you know, the one you said would be "more advantageous for the Germans to have while defending the beach,"? We are going to take it and keep it from you as much as possible. And you chums can go take a hike.

Who are "we"? "We" being the 101st Infantry. So, while you are trying to defend the beach line, we are going to get your base.

If you want that base, you are going to have to kick us out, and good luck trying Yes, we know that there aren't any points for this, but the rules don't say we can't do this. And you German's are going to look REALLY funny without a base on the field. And you guys are going to look even funnier when the skirmish has to step in and say, "Okay 101st, give the base back to the German's and Mark Pastore."

The second reason for taking your base is YOU. Mark, I hope you are in the base when we take it. There is a real $500 cash bounty on your head, i.e. the first general kill on you. And if we collect that bounty, I'm going to use it to buy my men dinner that night (in your honor).

And, my "superior" has approved this mission. He thinks its a wonderful idea.

See ya there (covering you in sniper paint )

Hugs and Kisses and Happy 4th
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So are you clowns actually going to try to keep your unit together for more than an hour this year? i dont think Mark will be too worried about your propaganda. i will be leading the 1.SS Panzer Korps for Germany. And i can assure you we will be on call for wherever Oberstgruppenfuhrer Pastore Needs us. but im sure his base defense unit will hold you choirboys off just fine

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Old 07-04-2008, 09:55 AM #10
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Woah, woah, WOAH! wait... I think everyones missing the big picture here. Now, who's Mom is a $500 prostitute??

I'm in for $20..

Oh, and that VM is just plain NASTY! I love it.... that IS a VM/PMI-III right?

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Old 07-04-2008, 10:37 AM #11
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And i can assure you we will be on call for wherever Oberstgruppenfuhrer Pastore Needs us. but im sure his base defense unit will hold you choirboys off just fine
Just like you have the last two years right?
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Old 07-04-2008, 10:48 AM #12
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Greetings,

I understand that every year you and your fellow German mates complain, complain, complain about how the 101st infantry always go after the one base and that it isn't fair how you boys take it in the rear every year during the beach assault. You, particularly, have complained so much that the bases/HQs have been switched and measures have been taken to "limit" the allied 101. So be it .

Though be forwarned, the base that was formally the Allied base during the 07 ION, you know, the one you said would be "more advantageous for the Germans to have while defending the beach,"? We are going to take it and keep it from you as much as possible. And you chums can go take a hike.

Who are "we"? "We" being the 101st Infantry. So, while you are trying to defend the beach line, we are going to get your base.

If you want that base, you are going to have to kick us out, and good luck trying Yes, we know that there aren't any points for this, but the rules don't say we can't do this. And you German's are going to look REALLY funny without a base on the field. And you guys are going to look even funnier when the skirmish has to step in and say, "Okay 101st, give the base back to the German's and Mark Pastore."

The second reason for taking your base is YOU. Mark, I hope you are in the base when we take it. There is a real $500 cash bounty on your head, i.e. the first general kill on you. And if we collect that bounty, I'm going to use it to buy my men dinner that night (in your honor).

And, my "superior" has approved this mission. He thinks its a wonderful idea.

See ya there (covering you in sniper paint )

Hugs and Kisses and Happy 4th,

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Sounds oh so swet. I wish the 101st luck in their quest. I will be on the beach giving them hell. May you give them even more.
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Old 07-04-2008, 11:02 AM #13
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That's a hell of alot of money I would put towards more paint knowing the fact that after the beach assault you could walk over it without hitting grass to get to teh vendors...
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Woah, woah, WOAH! wait... I think everyones missing the big picture here. Now, who's Mom is a $500 prostitute??

I'm in for $20..

Oh, and that VM is just plain NASTY! I love it.... that IS a VM/PMI-III right?
Oh yeah she is. With a really gnarly expansion chamber.
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Just for the record, The switching of bases was NOT just General Marks doing.
He did not complain or cry about the base. He and General Silence had mutual conserns. They BOTH felt it will benifit the game to make the switch, not to benifit the Generals.

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I see some people here are having delusions of grandeur. Blackangel thinks his vaunted Panzy Corp is going to stop the Allies on the beach. Unless your dreaming in your sleep it won't happen. The Allies are going to own you, TEM, RTM, Mymidon, Zyklon B and all the other German boobs. Prepare to get your butt handed to ladies.
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I tell you, reading all of this as an outsider...... quite humorus.

You guys crack me up.
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I see some people here are having delusions of grandeur. Blackangel thinks his vaunted Panzy Corp is going to stop the Allies on the beach. Unless your dreaming in your sleep it won't happen. The Allies are going to own you, TEM, RTM, Mymidon, Zyklon B and all the other German boobs. Prepare to get your butt handed to ladies.

I pitty the bloody allies, they are quite daft thinking this is going to be a walk in the park. We will see who's going to be the one standing victoriously as the game draws to a close
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I tell you, reading all of this as an outsider...... quite humorus.

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Ritter they are just ****ing lucky i wont be there you know i get off on making these clowns eat their words.
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I'm going to have soo much fun this year, too many allied players with big check books this year... can't wait to paint some goggles white this year
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Greetings,

I understand that every year you and your fellow German mates complain, complain, complain about how the 101st infantry always go after the one base and that it isn't fair how you boys take it in the rear every year during the beach assault. You, particularly, have complained so much that the bases/HQs have been switched and measures have been taken to "limit" the allied 101. So be it .

Though be forwarned, the base that was formally the Allied base during the 07 ION, you know, the one you said would be "more advantageous for the Germans to have while defending the beach,"? We are going to take it and keep it from you as much as possible. And you chums can go take a hike.

Who are "we"? "We" being the 101st Infantry. So, while you are trying to defend the beach line, we are going to get your base.

If you want that base, you are going to have to kick us out, and good luck trying Yes, we know that there aren't any points for this, but the rules don't say we can't do this. And you German's are going to look REALLY funny without a base on the field. And you guys are going to look even funnier when the skirmish has to step in and say, "Okay 101st, give the base back to the German's and Mark Pastore."

The second reason for taking your base is YOU. Mark, I hope you are in the base when we take it. There is a real $500 cash bounty on your head, i.e. the first general kill on you. And if we collect that bounty, I'm going to use it to buy my men dinner that night (in your honor).

And, my "superior" has approved this mission. He thinks its a wonderful idea.

See ya there (covering you in sniper paint )

Hugs and Kisses and Happy 4th,

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Please join us at anytime you little girl scout. I will have grilling up some Allies and wursts just for you. I will wait for you myself. Listen to me now and here this. You are a sad little person and insignificant both in real life and mine as well. You better come up with something better than that this year. Because I got a whole bag of tricks this year for you. The gloves are off
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