[pballin77]

komodo what do you do for your pick up lines?

[DINNER_CAT]

Are those pants from the Molten Core?

because your *** is epic.



I post that anytime someone asks about pickup lines

[pballin77]

dude. mad props. i just laughed so hard i cryed

im stealing that line now. ty

[p8ntballr1125]

Pballin, if you havent already, just be cool about it. All you need to say is, "Hey, I have to tell you something, call me later tonight." and sign off. If you are telling her in text, just ignore her texts if she texts you back. She will most likely start freaking out and wind up calling.

[pballin77]

i did already, i just hey will you call me later? she said why... (wtf?!?) so i said because i want to talk?

so she called me already but she had to go give her brother a bath she shes gonna call me later

and yes. she gives her brother a bath. LOL

[p8ntballr1125]

Okay, next time be more confident about it. Dont ask her, TELL HER to call you. If she asks why, either ignore her or come up with comething cocky/funny or just tel her you need to tell her something. You dont seem like you have her in the bag, so be careful.

[pballin77]

i deffintly dont have her in the bag ill tell you that

sigh

[MasterMikeus]

Originally Posted by pballin77

my style? how should i describe that

"hey nice shoes wanna ****"

blah ill just ask to call

DONT. ASK. TO CALL. If you didn't talk to her already, scratch that stupid *** idea. Regardless of her being delicate, you say something along the lines of, "you're calling me later,I don't care what you're doing. If you don't, you don't even want to know what will happen." But say it with a smile. That way she knows you are joking about some parts, but being serious about her calling you or you'll murder her family.

IDK, it usually works for me, but, I don't ever really have to ask girls to call me. It kinda just happens...

edit: didn't see there was a page 28...damnit. dumb move on your part. but you can bounce back. hopefully. just have confidence, young padawan. (sp)

Originally Posted by DINNER_CAT

Are those pants from the Molten Core?

because your *** is epic.



I post that anytime someone asks about pickup lines

Are those space pants?

Cuz your *** is outta this world.

BAZING!

[protokid72]

this same girl keeps coming up, and everytime i post here about it. this chick comes into my life, makes me like her again, then we end up going out, and i dont like her anymore. i swear to god if i break up with her one more time she will kill herself(already tried last time i broke up with her). so im asking, dose getting the girl to break up with you work? i see it all the time in movies but is it really a good tactic?

[DINNER_CAT]

terrible idea

[protokid72]

well i need ideas because i have no ****ing clue what to do

[Jae.C]

Originally Posted by DINNER_CAT

Are those pants from the Molten Core?

because your *** is epic.

Molten Core?

LOL NOOB!1!!!1!!11!!!

[pballin77]

Are those pants from sunwell? because you have a legendary bow. oh ****tt

yeah i know i ****ed up asking. but she isnt going to call till later so maybe i could say that one thing?

**** GIRLS AND THAT WEIRD **** AND yeah...etc.

[p8ntballr1125]

What are you going to be talking about?

And dont tell her to do anything anymore, at least not for a while. You already asked her, if you ask or tell her again you wil most likely come off as needy, and that is public enemy number one for us guys.

[protokid72]

anybody help me on mine?

[p8ntballr1125]

I wish I could help you Proto, sorry. I dont have any experience and wouldnt know what to do in the situation that youre in.

IMO, though, I think the ideal thing to do would be to forget about her, you are setting yourself (and her) up again and while you like her now, you know it will probably change fairly soon. Get out of that cycle as soon as you can.

[pballin77]

so should i txt her before she calls me and tell her to call me with a smiley face thing?

[p8ntballr1125]

Originally Posted by pballin77

so should i txt her before she calls me and tell her to call me with a smiley face thing?

NO!

Dont even talk to her. If she doesnt call, dont talk to her again for a couple of days. Dont cave in to the *****. YOU are in control, remember that.

[pballin77]

ok and what do i do when she calls me back and wonders why i demanded to call?

[DINNER_CAT]

I would text her telling her that you need to talk to her and that its important. Then cut contact for a week. when you start talking to her again if she asks about it just be like oh I wanted your advice on what type of sandwhich I should make or something equally cocky funny like that.

[protokid72]

Originally Posted by p8ntballr1125

I wish I could help you Proto, sorry. I dont have any experience and wouldnt know what to do in the situation that youre in.

IMO, though, I think the ideal thing to do would be to forget about her, you are setting yourself (and her) up again and while you like her now, you know it will probably change fairly soon. Get out of that cycle as soon as you can.

were already going out.


damn my dating habits.