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Old 06-10-2008, 04:35 PM #1
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what is ur funniest paintball story??

please share it with the good people of pbn!!!!
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:15 PM #2
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Well...one time like...god i think 2 or 3 months ago...not %100 sure.

Well me and some 4 people i do not know were in the woods, now these guys were speed ballers and they just put on some bdu's for the day, so while they are running SO close together i mean like packed together...they ALL trip on the SAME root! now that was funny, but soon after they got back up and started running again, i had the worst task of covering them...they tripped again but this time they stepped on an un-exploded grenade...they were all taken out!

Hilarious but you had to be there.
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:34 PM #3
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:36 PM #4
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Not really while playing, but while i was at the field.

I saw a kid with a "dodgey army" sticker.

...yea, dodgey.
Funny telling him dodgy was spelt wrong.
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:18 PM #5
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:36 PM #6
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really?????????
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:37 PM #7
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Old 06-10-2008, 11:36 PM #8
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I was playing and it was the last game of the day on our much needed day off of practice and I ran the entire field and bunkered a guy and shot the rest of the team they all looked one way except the guy I bunkered the funny part was listning to him complain haha were buds tho so its all good now
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Old 06-10-2008, 11:54 PM #9
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a few weekends ago i shot the bunker infront of me on accident and the ball bounced off and busted on my grill.
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Old 06-11-2008, 11:33 AM #10
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a few weekends ago i shot the bunker infront of me on accident and the ball bounced off and busted on my grill.
Really... That must of been a pleasent talk with the other people playing "Hey man how did you get out"... "I shot my bunker and it shot me back"
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Old 06-11-2008, 12:11 PM #11
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Really... That must of been a pleasent talk with the other people playing "Hey man how did you get out"... "I shot my bunker and it shot me back"
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Old 06-11-2008, 12:52 PM #12
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Reading a post where someone couldnt even spell "your" wright

just kidding.

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Old 06-11-2008, 03:01 PM #13
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Well...one time like...god i think 2 or 3 months ago...not %100 sure.

Well me and some 4 people i do not know were in the woods, now these guys were speed ballers and they just put on some bdu's for the day, so while they are running SO close together i mean like packed together...they ALL trip on the SAME root! now that was funny, but soon after they got back up and started running again, i had the worst task of covering them...they tripped again but this time they stepped on an un-exploded grenade...they were all taken out!

Hilarious but you had to be there.
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:36 PM #14
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:50 PM #15
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i was playing at this speedball course at MC in Saint Louis and the bunker deflated infront of the kid and he got a ball to the mask. i stil laugh when thinking about that.
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:54 PM #16
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we were running breakout drills and the poles that hold up the net whee close to the bunker and i was looking at the openent running and gunning to black right and hit me head on the pole and fell and layed for about 10 minutes while everyone off the feild (not my team/rec ballers) laughed at me
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Old 06-11-2008, 06:33 PM #17
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im not even kidding you one time i walked off the speedball course and there was this hole in the ground and i fell into it. my leg up a little bit past the knee was in the hole, my other leg was flat on the ground. everyone just busted out laughing and my buddy had to pull me up. it was like one second i was walking next to a buddy and the next second i was about staring at his knee.
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:27 PM #18
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i was at my local field and playing in their scenario game. during the first mission me and 1 of 2 of my cousins was with me. and i was shooting out of the left corner of it. then all of a sudden my other cousin comes out of no where and i gog him from less than 2 feet away !!!! he threw his rental and dropped to the ground! he was fine but he almost messed himself! funniest thing i have evr seen!!!
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:16 PM #19
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I was at a big 3 day mil-sim paintball tournament on private land, a huge 5,000 acre ranch ( Skyline Nation )
Anyways there's two major teams, each team has five, 5-member squadrons. This one guy comes out from the bush and sees another guy who's a teammate but a different squad. There's over 50 guys there, so he doesn't know this guy, just that they're on the same team. They nod and just kinda sit down for a break, sitting at the top of this ridge. The one guy pulls out a big joint and lights up and offers it to the guy beside him. The guy beside him says..."uhhh....buddy...I'm a cop" Appearantly one squadron was made up of all cops. The cop was at least cool about it...he says "what I see at this event, stays at this event" They all got a good laugh about it back at the post game party.
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:57 PM #20
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by the way the field my story took place at is paintball country(www.paintballcountryohio.com)
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:27 AM #21
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oh boy i have a couple one time me and my buddies were playin a night game where basically one team hide the other hunts em down but my team covinced the other team to all wear glowsticks lol cant hide at nite with a glow stick

then last weekend at the field i play at we were playin on a rec field called the village and it has kinda a swamp and some bushes in the middle well i was movin thru em and an oppenent come right up to shoots at me sprays me i moveback and post on him then he stands up and i put 2 shot right in his gogs and he just dropped his gun and fell backwards i scared him so badand it was funny cause he could tell i was posted he could see me thru the bushes

then a few weeks ago on the same field one of my teamates was down in the bushes and so was an opponent they like 5 feet apart and they just kept shootin each other but couldnt snake a ball thru the bushes just sprayin each other soo bad i was laughin so hard they both were gettin soo frustrated

then last week at practice i went to superman slide and chickened out half way into it and just face planted hard the ref was cryin he was laughin so hard you had to be there
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