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Old 05-26-2008, 09:19 PM #1
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The SKIRMISH Yeti - Fact or Fiction?

Here is the place to discuss the ever increasing question... does SKIRMISH have a Yeti roaming its grounds? There has been much talk about the Yeti, does it exist, a hoax, Gen. Marks long lost brother, etc. My team mate Fishkopp had a horrible encounter with what was considered to be a Yeti. Other players have seen a large lumbering object in the night (no, not Frank the Tank).

If you have had an encounter with the Yeti, been privey to information regarding a Yeti, here is the place to bring this shadowy subject to light!
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:48 PM #2
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I personally do not have any 1st hand information regarding the Skirmish Yeti. However, numerous reports have been received by PVN about this phenomenon and we paid the the expenses (as well as a sizable retainer to Tyrell Corp.) for renowned Tyrell Corporation researcher and M.I.T. professor Heimie Hindlicht to travel to the U.S. from Europe and prove or debunk the Skirmish Yeti legend. Prof. Hindlicht has unsurpassed insight into mammalian phenomenon due to his involvement in the "Paint the World" conflict as well as his thesis on the North American Yeti from his senior year at M.I.T. He also interned at Bionicon, the bio research conglomerate dominating all phases of cybernetics and biological development.

In other words, if he says there's a Yeti PVN will pretty much consider it fact...more to come.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:53 PM #3
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Old 05-27-2008, 07:02 AM #4
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I think its true... Back in 06 in the middle of the night a shaggy figure ran by us American defenders at the Beach... we were freaked out for a good few hours... ughgghhghgh scary...
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Old 05-27-2008, 11:47 AM #5
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IT's all true...... I have the scars to prove it.
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Old 05-27-2008, 12:11 PM #6
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HMMMM, i think we will see many players telling us their yetti sagas.
This is one of those things we never had the nerve to talk about in the past.
Now it all comes out into the open!!!!
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Old 05-27-2008, 12:31 PM #7
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I saw a shaggy figure at night last year in our camping area I thought was a Yeti. Then I realized it was just Eldon with no shirt on heading to the port-o-john.

Sorry Eldon. No I do not need to visit HR again.
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IT's all true...... I have the scars to prove it.
But he can't show you without getting charged for indecent exposure

But the Yeti also does good. In fact, ledgend has it that it was the Yeti who bestowed Rob Wood with his mustache, the source of his power and command ability.
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The Yeti?

Carter the wereyeti?
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are we sure frank the tank isn't the yeti? i know i haven't seen them in the room at the same time ... *shifty eyes*
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Old 05-27-2008, 03:23 PM #12
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are we sure frank the tank isn't the yeti? i know i haven't seen them in the room at the same time ... *shifty eyes*
That 50 big does move fast and growls like a Yeti may... perhaps...
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But he can't show you without getting charged for indecent exposure

But the Yeti also does good. In fact, ledgend has it that it was the Yeti who bestowed Rob Wood with his mustache, the source of his power and command ability.
You might be mistaken my friend. I think your confusing Fishkopp's former flame "Sweaty Betty" - a rather large and hairy woman - who accidentally gave Rob a "carpet burn" during a frantic game of volley ball at the Hell Katz team picnic a few tears ago.
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are we sure frank the tank isn't the yeti? i know i haven't seen them in the room at the same time ... *shifty eyes*
Actually, multiple copies of Frank's picture showing him singing "I'm a Little Teapot" in a bikini top at Skirmish have been submitted by several PVN viewers as Yeti sightings. While the image is very disturbing it obviously is not the Yeti.

Professor Heinlicht is intrigued by the photo and wants to study Frank for his "North American Mammilian Oddities" paper he is writing for "Scientific Journal". I told the professor he's on his own arranging that!
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Old 05-27-2008, 04:52 PM #16
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he's way scarier
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May not be a Yeti but what the hell is it? Giant Sloth, The Blob, King Kong,s lost love child, Bionicon experiment gone bad?

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He's Fat *******'s homocidal cousin.

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What I can't say ******* now? >_<
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You might be mistaken my friend. I think your confusing Fishkopp's former flame "Sweaty Betty" - a rather large and hairy woman - who accidentally gave Rob a "carpet burn" during a frantic game of volley ball at the Hell Katz team picnic a few tears ago.
Flame or lump of coal?
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He's Fat *******'s homocidal cousin.

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What I can't say ******* now? >_<
The email alert from PbNation shows your post verbatim, i.e. specifically spelling out the word "bastard". Even without the email alert I "felt" bastard was a specific part of your statement.

In any event you may be right. Heindlicht wants to compare Frank's DNA to the Yeti's as well as Fishkopp's. He also wants Mario's...very odd.

The most frightening part of all this is well...they all probably are throwing away DNA samples daily! DOH!
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