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Old 05-29-2008, 12:42 AM #1
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PMOT v.44: Metal Jesus: The Real Story...

Some of you.. PMOT'ers, if you will, may have heard of this Metal Jesus fellow. Some of you may even be devout followers of this guy. But, do you know the story behind this, or is it sort of a.. Band wagon item from you???

Below, you will read the true story of the one and only Metal Jesus. Anything written below is proven by research, and historical fact*, and is agreed upon by The Church Of Metal Jesus.





Some of you that have been risen in todays western civilization probably follow some sort of religion. Be it Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Atheist, Or maybe you don't believe in anything at all, but the truth is, you have probably heard, and know what, the 10 commandments are. Well good for you. But now the truth comes out.

They're not what we were meant to have been shown. Not lies, or fakes, just not what was meant to be.

Below, you see an image of what you may associate with these.




Well, this is a modernized image, created by the false hope of people. These tablets may or not be correct, seeing as how we cannot make out the text, but the setting is all wrong.

This may be what it was really like:



(Note: while you may see one tablet, there are infact two. Metal Jesus is powerful enough to hold two bigass chunks of rock in one single hand, don't front)

This is story enough to crush any rumors or false lies of todays religion, but i shall go on.

Through my countless hours of research, and visits to 'religious' museums around the world, i have uncovered the true 'ten' commandment tablets. The problem here is, there is infact, TWENTY Commandments.

Below, may shock you, it did me, but feast your eyes on the one and only, Twenty Commandments Of Metal Jesus. (Note: this is a real photo from the real museum)




This truly can mean only one thing.


Metal Jesusism is the one, and true religion. It is now our duty, as PMOT'ers, to convert, and correct the people of todays world.


Now take your newly learned knowledge, ans use it to serve your God.














*Challenging this statement will result in death.
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:03 AM #2
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:06 AM #3
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I accept Metal Jesus as my Lord and Savior.
You don't eat enough meat.
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:11 AM #4
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You don't eat enough meat.
**** you, I ate bacon tonight.




I don't know this chick, but I lol'd.
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:16 AM #5
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Lord your desktop/skinning is hideous.


Eee dee eye tee: Her last name is lamp. lawl.
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:56 AM #6
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Give her 4 years, no 5 years and you'll want to tap it so bad you'd sell both your nuts. That might be my weakness for redheads speaking up however. Are we still keeping a set of links to all the pmots? I'm missing #39.

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Old 05-29-2008, 02:10 AM #7
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:29 AM #8
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Nice try but fixed:

Fixed? you ****ing borked it.


The red is Metal Jesus's trademark if you will.



Doug, there is no 39. Do not speak of this number 39 ever again, thank you.
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:37 AM #9
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snufferoo the whole point is to use the person's username. Further, metal jesus always posts in all caps along with the red. Do you not recall the fun little poster we made for bayne. I will say it's sorta halfassed as I gave up on gimp b/c I am very unfamiliar with it and used paint instead.

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can he still be growin?"
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:42 AM #11
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I have a hotwheel that is valued at 235 dollars.


go me.



Why did you block out your adress/title bar in that pic?
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:47 AM #12
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That was from a long time ago, and at the time The Militia threatened bannage for spreading their e-hate openly.
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How would they know who to ban?
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:06 AM #14
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Don't ask questions, that was the only screenshot I had.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:23 AM #15
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Well, my comp is possessed.



The only pbn smiley that shows up for me is dodgeh.
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Bottom line: bayne is insecure about his dick.
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**** it.

I'm going to bed.
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Lol. This thread is win.

In other news, I have 13 days left of school!
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