"Originally posted by zoink: Eww he ate a homeless guy. He should have eaten someone a little cleaner. Why eat ground beef when you could have steak."
"Originally posted by pb12shooter:
If its a lady cop, ask her why she didn't offer you a sammich when she came to your window."
PMR Owners Group
"Penis theft panic" would be a pretty sweet name for a band.
"If you sit down and always consider all the possibilities, if you waste your time worrying what others will think, if you ponder whether or not you are good enough, then you never will be"- Tucker Max
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'"