oooooooo my goddd. Holy **** shes ****ing hottttt!!
when i got arrested i was sitting on the pavement and a car rolled up. the driver let the window down and said hey kid that sucks and drove off. i was like bye dad. evilballer69:
I called my ex girlfriends gay stepbrother a assbandit in front of his whole family not knowing he was gay at the time... no1 laughed but him Schmike?!:
I get boners and slap people in the thigh with it. Even if I'm not at Prom or whatever. Just go around slapping people with it. It's grand.
This is the beginning of a new day; we have been given this day to use as we will. We may waste it or use it for good. What we do today is important because we are exchanging a day out of our lives for it. When tomorrow comes this day will be gone forever leaving in its place something we have traded. Make sure it is gain not lost, good not evil, success not failure