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Old 04-12-2008, 09:33 AM #1
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Zombie Attack Support Thread (ZAST)

"have you ever had any questions that you thought needed to be answered BEFORE a zombie attack occurs, but didnt know who to ask? well this thread should hopefully serve as a good reference on what to do in case a zombie attack DOES occur.

a couple of questions ive always wondered:

1.) cigarette smokers, should you just smoke as often as you feel necessary during said zombie attack or would it be better to ration in case you are stranded in a location with no cigarettes? (same question for pot smoker and beer drinkers)

2.) if one were to be stranded in a location where food is not available, and should happen to be stuck for a period of a few days/weeks/etc. supposing a zombie should be in the room (though dead as youve already destroyed the brain) would it be wise to eat the zombies flesh as a source of food, or could an ironic reverse effect take place where you would become a zombie by eating its flesh?

my theory on the first question is as follows: i would NOT ration my weed or beer. i believe it would be wise to get high before devising a plan to evade a slew of zombies in order to find more weed or beer. and being drunk (as opposed to rationing) would help you to lose your inhibitions making a zombie confrontation more feasible. a little courage goes a long way."

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i got this from another forum and the thread was started in 2006, but i think ST would have a good time with it. we have some pretty creative people here that i would trust with my life. quite honestly i prefer my life in someone else's hands over it being my responsibility.


tl;dr give ideas on what people should do in the event of a zombie attack before it occurs

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Old 04-12-2008, 09:36 AM #2
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:37 AM #3
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interesting theory. less living bodies = less living dead. i like the way you think.
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:44 AM #6
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:47 AM #7
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how about some ideas rather that just saying "." and

this is serious stuff guys - your ideas could really save humanity one day.

and if anyone quotes this post and says QFT, i'm committing suicide.
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:50 AM #8
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Hmm. What about dogs? Bait?
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:55 AM #9
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how about some ideas rather that just saying "." and

this is serious stuff guys - your ideas could really save humanity one day.

and if anyone quotes this post and says QFT, i'm committing suicide.
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:59 AM #11
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we have some pretty creative people here that i would trust with my life.
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Old 04-12-2008, 10:06 AM #12
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If you, in order to avoid the zombies, hideout on a rooftop, how much sunscreen should you bring (4-5 people)?
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Old 04-12-2008, 10:08 AM #13
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If you, in order to avoid the zombies, hideout on a rooftop, how much sunscreen should you bring (4-5 people)?
good question. i would recommend bringing SPF 80 and diluting it with some sort of liquid (ie: saliva or urine). This would cause the sunscreen to act as a concentrate.
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A water tower would be a good place.
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How would one go about blending in with zombies if need be?
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How would one go about blending in with zombies if need be?
becoming one? but i wouldn't recommend this destructive behavior.

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what happens if you have sex with a zombie?
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Old 04-12-2008, 10:15 AM #19
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Old 04-12-2008, 10:17 AM #20
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Quit smoking cigs cause you wont be able to run as well, beer in moderation would be good but you cant get hammered or anything just tipsy so you do gain courage.
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just got another idea.

set their homepage on their Standard Zombie Issued laptops to Brains4Zombies.com
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