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Old 04-06-2008, 07:53 PM #1
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my pb speach

i though of this while i was coming home from playing

paintballs more then a sport. Its a lifestyle. A life style and consumes you and sucks you in. many people dont understand why you do it. The late nights. Missed work. The complaining Girlfriend. But they just dont understand. They never will until they play on the grind. It doesnt matter if your girlfriend just broke up with you. your car isnt working. Hell.. if you car broke down coming into the parking lot. You may have lost your job and my need to pay the rent. Or worrying about when the next car payment is due but none of that matters. You go out and play the same game as you did before. But better. The only worrys you feel while playing is how much paint you will have left after this game. And at the end of the day driving home. Good or Bad day. three words flow through your mind....VICTORIOUS VICTORIOUS VICTORIOUS
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Old 04-06-2008, 07:55 PM #2
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there are many "epic" paintball speeches like this floating around, yours is nothing special
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Old 04-06-2008, 07:57 PM #3
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im not trying to be special
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Old 04-06-2008, 07:59 PM #4
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sounds like you took half of it from matty marshall's sunday drivers speech
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You know your addicted to paintball when, someone passes out on the feild, you run up to him and somebody yells to you "check to see if he has a pulse", and you reply, " No he doesnt, he has a vlocity".
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:02 PM #5
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sounds like you took half of it from matty marshall's sunday drivers speech
what i was thinkin, i knew i heard it somewhere and i thought it might have been from heroes for a day
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:02 PM #6
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sounds like you took half of it from matty marshall's sunday drivers speech
yea you just changed the situations around
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:03 PM #7
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nice Matty Marshall knock off...
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:08 PM #8
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:08 PM #9
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what did i do about matty marshall?
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:15 PM #10
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what did i do about matty marshall?
Paraphrased his speech.
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:16 PM #11
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basically half of your speech was said by him in the derder production "Sunday Drivers"
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You know your addicted to paintball when, someone passes out on the feild, you run up to him and somebody yells to you "check to see if he has a pulse", and you reply, " No he doesnt, he has a vlocity".
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:22 PM #12
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lol i was about to say he copied the whole thing until i saw the last half. And cmon dude, as much as we like to think that, unless your pulling 3+ practises a week and are traveling all over the place to particapate in tournaments and things like that, paintball snt your life
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:28 PM #13
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So I came up with this nice speech. It's called, "I have a vision."

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Old 04-06-2008, 08:48 PM #14
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So I came up with this nice speech. It's called, "I have a vision."
well mines better... "i have an aspiration"

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Old 04-06-2008, 09:05 PM #15
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nice Matty Marshall knock off...
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Basically Matty's speech with a few changes.
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Old 04-06-2008, 09:07 PM #16
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It happens on a random monday, coming back from an event, or late on a sunday night, right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee trying to stay awake. You're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend. You're coming back to the other life, the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired, you're working off little sleep, and the question creeps up and you try to ignore it "Why do I do this? Why the travel, why the losses, the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice and the complaining girlfriend?" Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent, and the products of the road, the travel, are memories forever in trips and strange lands with stranger people. At tournaments, it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrifices, its worth all the bull****, because if you work hard enough, a sunday will roll around, and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten, playing for the world title, and suddenly all those cliches that you ever heard make sense, and you, are defined. You say it to yourself, and it means everything "I am a paintball player, and this moment, right here, is my life."
Yeah, pretty similar.
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Old 04-06-2008, 09:14 PM #17
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Old 04-06-2008, 09:25 PM #18
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lol i was about to say he copied the whole thing until i saw the last half. And cmon dude, as much as we like to think that, unless your pulling 3+ practises a week and are traveling all over the place to particapate in tournaments and things like that, paintball snt your life
you're an idiot.......you dont have to travel and play 3+ times a week for it to be your life.
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Old 04-06-2008, 09:36 PM #19
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lol i was about to say he copied the whole thing until i saw the last half. And cmon dude, as much as we like to think that, unless your pulling 3+ practises a week and are traveling all over the place to particapate in tournaments and things like that, paintball snt your life
yea ur pretty dumb
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Old 04-06-2008, 09:53 PM #20
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Nice trying to copy that. Do you really think we wouldn't of noticed? That is one of the most famous paintball speeches. Just leave.
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Old 04-07-2008, 12:34 AM #21
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