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View Poll Results: what age did you fap for the 1st time
7 31 9.69%
8 10 3.13%
9 10 3.13%
10 29 9.06%
11 51 15.94%
12 101 31.56%
13 56 17.50%
14 19 5.94%
15 5 1.56%
16 8 2.50%
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:47 PM #22
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parody thread is full of parody
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:47 PM #23
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:47 PM #24
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i've listened to 3 bring me the horizon songs, it's been longer than ten minutes

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Old 03-01-2008, 08:49 PM #25
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All I remember is that it was one of the scariest experiences of my life.
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:55 PM #26
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:02 PM #27
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:03 PM #28
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the first time I can remember is the night princess Diana died, **** was my dick sore the next morning
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:05 PM #29
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i did it by accident laying in bed one night. now that i think about it i think my bro was in the room on the computer.
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:07 PM #30
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My friend came over in like 6th or 7th grade and was like "dude omg my brother told me about this awesome thing and apparently it works really well" So of course we all start, and there are 3 of us, each under our own blanket. We are watching some channel of static in the basement, but through the static you could see a little porn so we thought it was soooo rad. We were using bath and body works lotion (stung the peehole like a bee). Then basically my one friend ran to the bathroom, put lotion in his hand and said "OMG I DID IT I SPERMED" and me and my other friend were in awe. We tried and couldn't get anything out.

My first time jizzing though i was basically like.


OH MY GOD AWESOME!
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:12 PM #31
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I was 12 and sitting on my couch watching TV one boring day, a hot chick was on TV and I got a boner and started playing with it. I found out that stroking it felt good but it had too much friction so I spit on my hand and used that as lube.

when I came I was ****ing scared ****less
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:12 PM #32
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:13 PM #33
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never ejaculated but I have pubes. am I retarded
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:14 PM #34
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if so, i am also retarded. well retardedx2
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:21 PM #35
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When I was 9 I blew it all over some *****es forhead while watching Power Rangers.
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:24 PM #36
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:24 PM #37
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no i am in the lack of pubes club.we mow *****es there.
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:28 PM #38
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i was laying in bed in like 6-7th grade and fapping to images in my head and i knew what was supposed to happen and then all of a sudden a lil driplet came out and i walked into the bathroom to examine it and ever since then its been an erryday thang
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:32 PM #39
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the first time I can remember is the night princess Diana died, **** was my dick sore the next morning
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:33 PM #40
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My friend came over in like 6th or 7th grade and was like "dude omg my brother told me about this awesome thing and apparently it works really well" So of course we all start, and there are 3 of us, each under our own blanket. We are watching some channel of static in the basement, but through the static you could see a little porn so we thought it was soooo rad. We were using bath and body works lotion (stung the peehole like a bee). Then basically my one friend ran to the bathroom, put lotion in his hand and said "OMG I DID IT I SPERMED" and me and my other friend were in awe. We tried and couldn't get anything out.

My first time jizzing though i was basically like.


OH MY GOD AWESOME!
I did the same thing with the TV. SPICE CHANNEL!
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:34 PM #41
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:37 PM #42
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while you were watching spongebob.. what are you like 14 now?
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