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Old 02-24-2008, 03:31 PM #1
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this is a review of the brass eagle blade pump marker....Period of
Product Use: Less than a month 18 of 18 people found this review helpful.




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Experience: 1 year

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Products Used: This gun so throughly blew away the other mental patient's guns, that they immediately ran to the corner to cut themselves.

Marker Setup: Liquid Blue Dark Angel G7 Fly with 68.91 cal lucky 15 barrel, orbium 3 barrel kit, tado board, vlocity hopper, and CP rail. in addition, i will soon be getting a custom internal LPR from STD industries

Tippmann A-5 (for rec ball) With starfire front bolt, red aluminum power tube, polished internals, improved sights, Flatline, and e-grip

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Upgrades: I am afraid that any upgrades will spoil my holy gun.



Strengths: OVER 2 BPS!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
Made out of 1/8in plastic!

Weaknesses: The awesomeness of this product is so great, it may injure to the un-prepared.

Review: I got this product, and all i can say is WOW!!! The moment i tore open the brown paper bag it came in, i immediately chucked my dark angel and Tippmann A-5 into the swimming pool, as i knew that neither could ever compare to the awesomeness of this gun!

I quickly gassed it up, and it leaked, but this must clearly be the gun sensing the doubt that still remained in the back of my puny mind. I then tried to load some paint into it, but the gun's feed neck, in it's holy-ness, decided my paint was un-worthy, and immediately broke to prevent it's self from being violated. I corrected my error with an immediate spray of holy water, and proceeded to shoot the gun.

All i could say was WOW! My first shot was judged inadequate by the holy gun, and exploded into a spray of paint, a similar fate met my next 12 shots, but another spray of holy water alleviated the problem. Then i fired my first REAL shot. it screamed downrange at an unbelievable 150 feet per second! i was astounded, so much so that i immediately changed the cylinder, and shot it again, this time, 360 fps! The consistency astounded me and almost shattered my un-worthy mind! I continued to allow the gun to wow me with it's awesome powers!

Up until the point that it decided my fingers were un-worthy to grace it's thin plasticky-holiness, and the whole gun, in it's infinite awesomeness, exploded into a holy shower of blessed plastic. I then retrieved a roll of sacred duct tape from one of the other patients at the mental hospital, and repaired the gun.

I was so overjoyed at the idea of being able to shoot this gun again, that i had to be restrained and given a triple dose of my meds! =) After i emerged from the coma, i gassed up my beautiful marker, and shot it again, at which point it promptly to offense to my hasty repair, and exploded. Again.

Conclusion: When i used this gun, i was able to achieve a SHOCKING 2BPS!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I doubt that any gun ever made could possibly even come close to this historic mark, and if they did, surely the world would end.

Rating: 10 out of 10
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People under 18 hate ions, and they themselves don't pay for paintball.I don't even talk to them, and they can taunt me all they want, I don't care. I know that they will never go pro, or come close. I just play for fun, and owning my ion is more than half of the fun that is paintball. I have a sense of pride with my ion as I built it myself.
It's like a girl, you love her, but not everyone sees her the way you do.
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:35 PM #2
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:37 PM #3
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not my review btw
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Originally Posted by Idiosyncrisia
People under 18 hate ions, and they themselves don't pay for paintball.I don't even talk to them, and they can taunt me all they want, I don't care. I know that they will never go pro, or come close. I just play for fun, and owning my ion is more than half of the fun that is paintball. I have a sense of pride with my ion as I built it myself.
It's like a girl, you love her, but not everyone sees her the way you do.
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:39 PM #4
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:42 PM #5
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Originally Posted by Idiosyncrisia
People under 18 hate ions, and they themselves don't pay for paintball.I don't even talk to them, and they can taunt me all they want, I don't care. I know that they will never go pro, or come close. I just play for fun, and owning my ion is more than half of the fun that is paintball. I have a sense of pride with my ion as I built it myself.
It's like a girl, you love her, but not everyone sees her the way you do.
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:43 PM #6
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that was some funny ****, ima go buy one now lol
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:44 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Idiosyncrisia
People under 18 hate ions, and they themselves don't pay for paintball.I don't even talk to them, and they can taunt me all they want, I don't care. I know that they will never go pro, or come close. I just play for fun, and owning my ion is more than half of the fun that is paintball. I have a sense of pride with my ion as I built it myself.
It's like a girl, you love her, but not everyone sees her the way you do.
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:45 PM #8
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:50 PM #9
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Pathetic... Ragging on a starter marker, this guy is a noob, and has nothing better to do than write fake reviews.
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:56 PM #10
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lol if you want some good laughs theres a crap load of reviews like that on that same gun. There are some pretty funny ones
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Old 02-24-2008, 05:17 PM #11
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look at the pictures on that gun. If its the one I'm thinking of, that guy has way to much time on his hands.
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Old 02-24-2008, 05:27 PM #12
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I came on here expecting some retarded story that wasn't funny at all.

I was wrong, this actually made me laugh out loud.
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Old 02-24-2008, 05:31 PM #13
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that wasnt funny at all
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Lawl. That was actually really funny.
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that wasnt funny at all
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:25 PM #17
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a blade isnt a starter marker
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Originally Posted by Idiosyncrisia
People under 18 hate ions, and they themselves don't pay for paintball.I don't even talk to them, and they can taunt me all they want, I don't care. I know that they will never go pro, or come close. I just play for fun, and owning my ion is more than half of the fun that is paintball. I have a sense of pride with my ion as I built it myself.
It's like a girl, you love her, but not everyone sees her the way you do.
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Not funny at all
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:45 PM #19
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Hahahahha thats hilarious!
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:58 PM #20
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lol that was good
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Up until the point that it decided my fingers were un-worthy to grace it's thin plasticky-holiness, and the whole gun, in it's infinite awesomeness, exploded into a holy shower of blessed plastic. I then retrieved a roll of sacred duct tape from one of the other patients at the mental hospital, and repaired the gun.

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