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Old 02-20-2008, 10:30 AM #1
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Craziest/Funniest thing from X-ball #1

1. Me and 2 of my team mates were at the hotel on Sat. night watching COPS. The Cop pulled over a stolen car and ordered the driver to step out of the car. When she stepped out she was wearing a tiny mini skirt and tight shirt. One of my team mates, not mentioning names, saw this girl and was like "oh yeah baby" and I said "you like that huh" he goes "oh hell yeah I'm a leg man, she's hot". Later the cop asked her for her I.D. and her/HIS name was Sergio.... she was a dude!!!!! They showed a close up of his hairy legs and I was like "a leg man huh"..... I laughed till I hurt. The bad thing is I still had to share a room w/ him

2. I was playing on field 3 in the snake side Dorito and I heard what sounded like a hit on my loader but didn't see any spray. I checked the front and side and even the feed neck but I didn't see any paint. I quickly called for a paint check and when the ref came over I pointed at my loader. The ref did a quick check and called me clean. I began to shoot again and a different ref came over and called 1-4-1 for a unobvious hit under my loader!!!! I tried to explain that the other ref called me clean but it was no use. That was my first penalty ever and it wasn't even my fault
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:32 AM #2
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Neither story is really funny...
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:35 AM #3
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opinion noted... thank you.
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:31 AM #4
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Neither story is really funny...
I giggled??????
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:36 AM #5
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i grapebowled 3 ppl in the hotel sat night

and d3 first match of finals with cep made me lol
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:37 AM #6
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and d3 first match of finals with cep made me lol
Now that's funny...
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:01 PM #7
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ha whats to giggle about
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:10 PM #8
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Come on McLovin, close out those games .
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:10 PM #9
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Now that's funny...
Was that the one where the first point was like 6 min. long?
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:32 PM #10
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haha i see. yes it was. well first point we won, and i was the first one to quit playing peekaboo and make a move which won us the point. second point our second line lost and 3rd there is no excuse i got branded otb. amazing how 3 points ate 15 min or whatever
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:47 PM #11
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QCK wasnt there meaning there is no funny or good stories
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:57 PM #12
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QCK wasnt there meaning there is no funny or good stories
R u kidding me Chris Love was there....HE IS QCK!!!! Duh
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Old 02-20-2008, 02:46 PM #13
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We had a guy pulled for throwing a pod out of bounds!!!!!! Stupid Refs.

Had to has Scuba tell the refs the rules again!!!!
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R u kidding me Chris Love was there....HE IS QCK!!!! Duh


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There was a guy who will go unnamed that put a dildo in his slider shorts and thats all he had on that walked around. It was funny as ****.
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Old 02-20-2008, 03:06 PM #16
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Old 02-20-2008, 03:09 PM #17
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Apparently that is why he is remaining nameless!
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Umm Sooo???
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There was a guy who will go unnamed that put a dildo in his slider shorts and thats all he had on that walked around. It was funny as ****.
It is a shame he needed the dildo in the first place. Had he been blessed from birth, he wouldn't need the dildo for effect. Slider shorts and what the good lord gave him should have been all he needed.
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It is a shame he needed the dildo in the first place. Had he been blessed from birth, he wouldn't need the dildo for effect. Slider shorts and what the good lord gave him should have been all he needed.
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