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Old 02-17-2008, 10:11 PM #64
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Most of ST is still in Middle school...

I sit close to fat chicks, in hopes the bullets get pulled in by thier gravitational force.
good strategy. I use them as meat shields. some have so much blubber that bullets cant go all the way though them.
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Old 02-17-2008, 10:12 PM #65
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I just sit near one of the back corners of the lecture hall so I can duck out early if need be.
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Old 02-18-2008, 02:09 AM #66
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Old 02-18-2008, 02:29 AM #67
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Most of ST is still in Middle school...

I sit close to fat chicks, in hopes the bullets get pulled in by thier gravitational force.
We call them buddy circles pal.
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:01 AM #68
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Always near a window, classes sub 30. **** starts happening, throw a textbook in their face as a distraction and out the window while my friends are used as a sandwich (someone you can outrun or use asa decoy)
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:14 AM #69
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Ever since the VT shooting last year i have been strategically placing myself where I would be least likely to get gunned down in some one and came shot up my school.

All my classes are lectures (300-900 kids)

I usually sit on the right side about 15 rows down and kinda in the middle. This protects me from a gunman either coming up from the stage and plasting fools in the front row or some one coming down from the center isle.

What about you guys?
Nah, that wouldn't work...what if u have a chance to get out, but the corpses all around you are blocking you?
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i am the gunman
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have one in and one out in my classes...High School...and I would sit near a window and jump out...or right behind the door so I can ninja the gunman...
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:56 AM #70
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900 students? What school do you go to? Thats a terrible student:faculty ratio...
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Old 02-18-2008, 02:52 PM #71
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900 students? What school do you go to? Thats a terrible student:faculty ratio...
Its called a lecture. I love it, hate small classes. Also got the most nobel lauriets (sp?) at my school so yeah.....
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Old 02-18-2008, 02:57 PM #72
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I sit in the back row, watch porn, and fap.
Nobody messes with me.
Not even bullets.
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Old 02-18-2008, 02:57 PM #73
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Well ive been out of school for some time now but for lectures just jot down the basic stuff on the subject and do your own research. Or just pay close attention.

As for school shootings... kids should just carry some flash grenades so if something pops off just throw one in the guys general direction and knock his *** down. You might take down some class mates too but hey.. every one walks out of it.
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Old 02-18-2008, 02:59 PM #74
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I sit at the back of the lecture hall and attempt to stay awake. Im not really worried about school shootings. Doesnt really happen up here.
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:13 PM #75
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:14 PM #76
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:28 PM #77
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I sit right next to both exits so if a gunman comes in from any door I will beat the living **** out of them, jack they ****, n' pop caps in they ***. Don't ask how I sit by both exits at once. If you ask me I will fly a Pikachu plane into you.
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:29 PM #78
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I normally grab my balls and shake them around in a quick fashion.
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:41 PM #79
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I normally grab my balls and shake them around in a quick fashion.
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:43 PM #80
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It helps calm me down. Soon after I finish this process, I take a **** in the middle of the room and leave.
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:12 PM #81
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well when I'm done I shove it in a hot counseler's mouth
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:25 PM #82
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some kid at my hs murdered his whole family the other week then went out to a party right after.

glad he didnt decided to come to school shooting instead
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:34 PM #83
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I think the risk post 9/11 / VT makes the chances of me being shot small enough for me not to worry
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Old 02-18-2008, 09:07 PM #84
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lmao thats hilarious.
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