Sort of like a nasty case of gonorrhea or foot fungus that you just can't shake, Hillary keeps coming back. In fact, now the momentum seems to be on her side. She keeps attacking Obama and he's barely able to respond coherently. Hey, I guess Barak will have to be happy serving as the bellboy on the Hillary Express when she steals his super delegates away from him in another example of Clinton political magic/subterfuge. America clearly wants these people.
Anyhow, this seems like an appropriate time step back and bask in the glow of expectations surrounding four or eight more years of the Clintons. What can we look forward to? Well, we'll have plenty of time to hear that fingers-on-the-chalkboard laugh she gives every time a reporter asks her a tough question. We can also expect to see lots and lots of her fat pasty-skinned, red-nosed husband hanging out and trying to get a little bit of tail on the side. Better yet, there promises to be enough of those polyester pant-suit things that she wraps around her chubby butt to make a runway model overdose on sleeping pills.
Hot damn I love politics in America. I'm looking forward to seeing Queen Hillary raise her right hand and take the oath of office in January 2009.
Yes she can!