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Old 01-21-2008, 12:40 AM #1
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best comeback line ever?

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:40 AM #2
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:41 AM #3
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:41 AM #4
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'your mom'.

Oh man, I seen one post and was like oh man ill say your mum before sum1 else does... *******
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:42 AM #5
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:42 AM #6
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Oh man, I seen one post and was like oh man ill say your mum before sum1 else does... *******
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:43 AM #7
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Pretty good one liner to end it. lol
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:44 AM #9
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:44 AM #10
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Absolutely excellent. It's nice to see someone putting up a good fight against today's biased liberal, "feel-good" media.
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:59 AM #13
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Old 01-21-2008, 01:15 AM #14
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THAnks for posting that was the ****
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:12 AM #15
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In reality, no such interview ever took place nor did Cosgrove ever make such a remark.
General Peter Cosgrove
The story is an Australianized version of an earlier US based story that had a certain "General Reinwald" of the US Marines as the one delivering the killer line. The US version (example included below) claimed that General Reinwald made the remark during an interview with a female reporter broadcast on NPR (National Public Radio). However, NPR has denied that any such interview was ever broadcast and there are no records of a General Reinwald serving in the US armed forces. "General Reinwald" is nothing more than a fictional character invented to give an American orientation to an even older version of the story.
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:13 AM #16
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:08 AM #17
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:23 AM #18
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OK, this comeback requires two steps. And it's not really a comeback at all, it's just a way to diffuse political arguments, or just something you do not want to talk about.


Step 1: After the person asks you a question, simply say, "Last time I checked, this was America."

Step 2: Walk away.

By the time they realize what you said made no sense, you're already gone.



I'll give an e-cookie to the first person who tells me which comedian that is from!
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:25 AM #19
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Your parent regrett adopting you.

Or go with a classic

**** you.
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:27 AM #20
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:27 AM #21
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Your parent regrett adopting you.

Or go with a classic

**** you.

You were adopted. Your parents don't even love you!

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