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[Bobd314]

Well.. I'm tired. Going to sleep soon.

[hunter120891]

New one Vici.

Bed time. Peace OT.

[NWCD]

Yay.

No inruders, if you didn't post in the last thread you can't post in this one.

[H2FORLIFE (Banned)]

Idk, try H2 and H2FORLIFE. . . Ill pick which one I like better

[Vicious49]

Damn you guys are quick!!! I'm going to sleep too.

[Bobd314]

H2, making your avvy then I'm going to sleep.

[Chuckles23]

Im tired, but im not done trying to find a post in st.

[NWCD]

I love my boots.

They have fur.

[NWCD]

I love people who have like matching everything, then watching them fall when they get off the lift makes it so much funnier.

[Chuckles23]

Yeah thats hilarious. Or people that suck and have all the latest gear.

[NWCD]

Yea there was a guy today, decked out in all dc gear, matching jacket, and pants with the dc boots, and he just blew, he couldn't get off the lift lol he fell everytime.

[Chuckles23]

haha. ANd i found the post i was looking for. I know this guy in real life too rofl.

Originally Posted by Kaolinite

last Wedsday was my first time and it was horrible. It was both are first time's and we kept hinting at doing it for sometime, she told me that i could pop her cherry. We were making out in bed and it got heavier so i asked if she wanted it and she told me yes. I was so excited, I grabbed a condom and went to put it on........How the **** do i do this!?!?! it was my first time putting on a condom it took me like 2min dont ask me how? So I lay her down and she says go slow. Try to stick it in her and miss then continue to miss until she grabs "me" and directs "me" into herself ...... I still miss, she is trying to aim me up but we just could not get it in there. I finaly slip it in 1 thrust, 2 thrust, 3 thrust......
me: **** I blew it!
her: No you didnt
Me: "give her a look"
her: ...oh......

it seriously lasted like 5min and i was only in her or about 20seconds

So we talked about it and reflected on it and both agreed this does not count as are first time becuase we never really did anything


oh well
Thursday Night was a much better story
I got the condom on in 10 seconds, layed her down got it in her right away but went very very slow becuase it was like still her first time. I would move in another inch about every 2min until i was completly inside her. I then started to actually have sex. We did misionary, her on top, both sitting up, and i even got to do her doggy style I was paying no attenion to the time but the question came up what time is it? we started around 4am and it was now 5.30am OH **** my mom would be up by now to go to work. My girl tells me to finish allready so I just start going at it and OH MY GOD it is the best feeling in the world to *** inside of a girl. Her body shivers with mine as i release and it feels perfect. We both layback and reflect on our "real" first time, we are both very glad it was with each other and even more glad that we were not intoxicated or high at the time. We sit up to start putting our clothes back on. She gets fully dressed and im just wearing my pants and right when i go to put my shirt on my mom opens the door with the biggest shock face on. She immediatly starts asking questions and we both just deny by saying nothing happend even tho there is a used condom on the floor behind me and the wrapper is litrally 1ft away from my mothers foot. She just turns and leaves. I drive my girl home then go to mcdonalds to pick up a celebratory BIGMac meal but it was the breakfest menu so i got some eggmcmuffin thingy then to home where i just ate and smoked a Prime Time in celebration of becoming a man

[H2FORLIFE (Banned)]

DM7 weights 900 grams exact

[NWCD]

There is no big fuss except 1 person feels like complaining about the smallest thing that doesn't appease him. That's what's wrong with people in America - they ***** about everything. They sue people over the smallest things. Perhaps if rather than spending money to buy 2 of everything in case their paintball guns ever went down, they gave even a fraction of that money to the homeless or to orphans or a charity, it would be a better place. And then they wonder why the rest of the world thinks so low of them and sees them as gluttonous.

What do you mean by They? Feeling a little unpatriotic there vici, do you consider yourself not an american?



OO and vici we don't give a **** about the rest of the world, cause if it came down to it, we would whoop everyone else's ***.

**** EVERYONE ELSE

[Chuckles23]

Someone read my qoute. Took me nearly half an hour to find it. I will never look at him the same way again, and ive only ever talked to him once.

[Bobd314]

h2: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2292/...3e48fa98_o.gif

[H2FORLIFE (Banned)]

Noice

[Bobd314]

Blah ok... going to sleep now.

The damn tempurpedic mattress I got makes me sleep longer than I would like.. but whatever.

[garticus]

Originally Posted by H2FORLIFE

Idk, try H2 and H2FORLIFE. . . Ill pick which one I like better

...much better avvy

Originally Posted by Vicious49

Damn you guys are quick!!! I'm going to sleep too.

...surprised you're still awake!

Originally Posted by Bobd314

H2, making your avvy then I'm going to sleep.

...not surprised you're still awake

[Bobd314]

Originally Posted by garticus

...not surprised you're still awake

I'll probably be up another 2 hours watching tv.. but I don't feel like being on comp.

I guess if I'm still awake at 4:30 I will get back on.