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Old 09-12-2007, 08:38 PM #85
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If you eat her out with your penis, you're doin it wrong.
damn, i should have taken those lessons from her then.
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:41 PM #86
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damn, i should have taken those lessons from her then.
yep, you fail
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:44 PM #87
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My parents are uber chill.
My dad got a picture for his 50th birthday, in front of the entire family (aunts, uncles, cousins) with him with a fork in one hand and a bong in the other.

me and my brother luld
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:45 PM #88
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well...

ive since had sex and eaten a girl out or two...so, meh.
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:46 PM #89
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"son, we have heard from a few parents that you have been smoking marijuana..."

so ****ing weird.
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:47 PM #90
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This girl I know has the biggest MILF. They almost look like twins. Well anyway, this isn't a conversation just a ****ed up parents story. Well the day I got my mini bong I was smoking it and driving and I looked over in the lane that was about 70 feet across from me and it appeared to be that girl. I wanted to show her the bong so I decided I would hit it as i drove by her. Turns out it was her mom driving my friends car home from work. Haven't been allowed to see her house in a while
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:52 PM #91
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My dad explaining to me what he did at partys when he was a child, the day after i came home at like 430 AM and somehow they found out...

Lets just say my dad knows how to make the best out of any party
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:55 PM #92
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So this is pretty much how the "sex talk" between me and my dad went down:

"So are there are questions about sex or anything or is there anything you want to talk abou..."

"No."

"Ok then"
(look of relief).
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:04 PM #93
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:06 PM #94
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:27 PM #95
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:51 PM #96
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:15 PM #97
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got caught smoking at school

dad- so how long have you been smoking.

me- uhhh not long (even though its been a year)

dad- ok, what kind was it?

me- idk

dad- well was it a menthol, or a marlboro, or what

me -it was a marlboro red.

dad- ooooooh those are strong.
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:14 PM #98
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so i came home late one night after having sex with my gf at the time (probly bout 4:30) and for some god awful reason my dad was up

dad-woah! where you been
me-out with the gf
dad-you werent having sex with her were you (dad's highly religious, and frowns strongly upon premarital sex)
me-na, i'm goin to bed, see you in the morning (as i take off my shirt and head to the room exposing the numerous scratch marks and hickies on my chest and back)

damn, that was a good nite
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Old 09-13-2007, 02:35 AM #99
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good friend of mine decided to drink a little too much too fast, ended up with the toilet at the party for most of the night. being such a good friend i decided to drive him home, and then help him to his room.

halfway up the stairs some lights go on and his mom comes out:

his mom: johnathon (my friend), are you drunk?
my friend: who the **** are you?

i almost dropped him down the stairs laughing
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Old 09-13-2007, 08:11 AM #100
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my parents don't live together so here
my mom- I talked to your dad the other day
me- um and?
my mom- he said you were talking to four girls one night when I went away, and asked if you wear a rain coat
me-I don't like where this is going
my mom- well?
me-well what?
my mom-do you?
me-I'm 20, don't you think we should have had the safe sex story like 8 years ago?
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:04 AM #101
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My dad is a warcraft 3 fanatic aka he uses online slang all the time lol its pretty funny
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:16 AM #102
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My dad is a warcraft 3 fanatic aka he uses online slang all the time lol its pretty funny
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Old 09-13-2007, 03:21 PM #104
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My dad is a warcraft 3 fanatic aka he uses online slang all the time lol its pretty funny
My parents use 1337 talk, but only because I taught them
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Old 09-13-2007, 03:30 PM #105
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That's awesome. My parents started using 1337 language a while ago too.
You know you play computer tomuchwhen yourparents useleetspeekandm omg my keyboardisdieng.
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