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09-12-2007, 05:04 PM
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#43
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Hai.
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: North Carolina
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Originally Posted by -Smiley-
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ur 2k7, that thread is 2k5...
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09-12-2007, 05:20 PM
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#44
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split the atom
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Richland, Washington
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Originally Posted by chapman_ethan
ur 2k7, that thread is 2k5...
i dont get it.
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Are you kidding? jesus you're dumb
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09-12-2007, 05:43 PM
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net use \\*****\c$
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Minneapolis
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Mom: what is this (holds up a little pink baseball bat onie that she found under my clothes on the laundry room floor)
me: idk never seen it in my life
Mom: well it was in your clothes
me: no it wwasnt ive never seen it
mom: what do you mean youve never seen it it was in your clothes
me: what the hell are you talking about it was not
mom: have you been smoking pot
me: maybe, how do you know its mine and not yours or one of your friends
mom: unbelievable thats why you didnt want to take a drug test for cub foods
me: (as shes walking away) what are you tricking your own son into telling you he smokes pot
i then text all of my friends like wtf did you leave your oney in my sweatshirt no one has seen it. ( btw my parents and there friends smoke pot)
::2hours later::
mom: funny story....(i interupt her)
me: yeah i know its not mine
mom: yeah carol(moms friend that is living with us for awhile) was cleaning out her car and found it in there and must of fallen out of her pocket it was a fluke accident
me: yeah i knew it wasnt mine the whole time
mom: still think its kind of funny that i tricked you into to telling me that you smoke pot
me: oh
mom: just dont get caught while your on probation
me: alright
:::MORAL OF THE STORY:::
mom tricks me into think that a oney falls out of my pocket in the laundry room blames it on me i confess that i smoke pot and then it ends up being her friends oney
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09-12-2007, 06:20 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: St.louis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer Lopez
after she watched dr. phil or some stupid show:
Mom: do you know what a rainbow party and tossing the salad is?
me: no and yes, dont want to know/talk about it
Mom: *explained it anyways*
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THE SAME ****ING THING HAPPEND TO ME HOLY **** YOU JUST MADE ME REMEMBER THAT it was a funny convo. |
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09-12-2007, 06:25 PM
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#47
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Its the truffle shuffle!
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Originally Posted by -Smiley-
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I wish there was nothing but 2k4ers on here all the time like the old days... 
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09-12-2007, 06:27 PM
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#48
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keke
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: *So*Cal*
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me: mom the car is ****ed up i hit a gate
mom: did u hit the gate when u were stoned?
me: ya
mom: yur lucky u smoked all yur weed at your friends house
me: lol
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09-12-2007, 06:29 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Miami
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Have you had sex?
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09-12-2007, 06:29 PM
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We don't talk to police
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: So Cal
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A couple years ago my dad asked me if I knew about the Camerion Diez nude video, and I was like yeah. Then he asked me if i could download it so he was sittin on my bed watching me download it. He left cause it was going pretty slow, so it finished while he was gone and I watched it. A little later he asked me if it ever finished, and I told him it didn't work, and he just left again...pretty awkward.
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09-12-2007, 06:30 PM
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=]
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Apple Valley, Minnesota
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When my Dad cought me fapping.
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09-12-2007, 06:34 PM
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Most Legendary.
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Republic of Westin
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Threads these days are no where near as epic as the originals
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I liek dinosaurs!
I liek dinosaurs!
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09-12-2007, 06:36 PM
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Wa-pa-sha Mofo
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Austin, Texas
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Me and my friends (7 in total including me) were playing beer pong in my room the night before.
Dad: were you drinking last night?
Me: maybe...
Dad: well for every beer you drink i better get one.
Me: right...
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09-12-2007, 06:44 PM
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Any Colour You Like
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Utica,Michigan
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Mom (at the dinner table) Tom, have you ever smoked pot
Me Yea a few times why
Mom well when was it
Me Idk awhile ago
Mom well did you get high
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09-12-2007, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Chicago
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When i came home drunk as i have ever been to my moms house during sophomore year.
Mom: How much did you have to drink tonight?
Me: ....like 4ish shots. (slurring and lying about how much i drank)
Me: *pukes on the floor and her feet*
Mom: Well you just threw up about 10. Go to sleep, we'll talk tomorow.
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09-12-2007, 06:46 PM
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oye
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Socal
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ya dude wtf why wold you even think about getting ANYTHING from your cousin....
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4/4/88 - 11/3/06
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09-12-2007, 06:50 PM
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Lawd Oh Lawd
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Auburn
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dad walked into room after i just got out of the shower
Dad: "I dont care if you have sex, but if you do you have to wear a condom."
Me: (stand there holding my junk and stare blankly)
Dad: (extends his hand and gives me 5 condoms)
Me: "Uhh what the hell are you doing?"
Dad: Have fun buddy. (leaves room)
Me: (Stand there not sure of what just occured.)
Very awkward situation when you are butt *** naked in the middle of your room.
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09-12-2007, 06:58 PM
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Cloud 9
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mom: do you smoke weed?
me:yup.
mom:WTF OMG UR GONNA MESS UR LIFE UP etc. etc.
me:uhhhh mom...
mom:WHAT??
me:the last reefer i smoked was yours.
mom:....bouth that...*never brought the subject up again*
baissically, i got cought smokin the reefer and it was my parents 
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09-12-2007, 07:05 PM
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Back from the dead!
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Me: My computer is so friggen slow
Mom: You never fixed it?
Me: From what?
Mom: porn
Dad: That's right, we know
Me: OH...no, I haven't...dad, fix my computer plz?
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Last edited by XSVFAN890 : Tomorrow at 12:67 PM.
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09-12-2007, 07:10 PM
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#61
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chapman_ethan
ur 2k7, that thread is 2k5...
i dont get it.
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There's this thing called 'banned' you know.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KamakaziWatermelon
Are you kidding? jesus you're dumb
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09-12-2007, 07:20 PM
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#62
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POWER BARRSSSSS!!!!
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"Do you hear voices in your head"
"Uhhh no mom?"
"Ok well you never know!"
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09-12-2007, 07:25 PM
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#63
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippmann KiD213
Are you gay?
No.
OK great talk!
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HAHA your parents thought you were gay, |
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