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09-12-2007, 01:32 PM
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what the?
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: 3-0-1
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mom: do you smoke weed?
me: yes.
mom: ......
mom: just dont get caught.
me: good talk.
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09-12-2007, 01:36 PM
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I Like Chocolate Milk!!!
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: *RI*
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my sister had just kicked me in the balls
me (calling upstairs): MOM ELLIE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS!!!
mom: DON"T SAY BALLS!!!
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09-12-2007, 01:38 PM
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robinhood was a thief
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: clearwater, florida
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probably when i forgot to toss away a condom and it was laying on a tabel...
my dad comes out, see it.
and is like "what the **** is this?
are you some sorta pervert now?"
and i say "umm no?"
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"Originally posted by Nerobellum: it sounded like an angry chainsaw covered in rust and syphilis. "
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09-12-2007, 01:39 PM
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Praise Jebus!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Florida
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I come home,
Mom: Did you drink tonight?
Me: No
Mom: Did you drink tonight?
Me: uhhhhhhh yeah
Mom: Dont do it again
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09-12-2007, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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MOM : You know uncle Robert right.
Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
Me : I dont know anymore
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09-12-2007, 01:46 PM
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robinhood was a thief
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: clearwater, florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MYVYSS
MOM : You know uncle Robert right.
Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
Me : I dont know anymore
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eww man, ur mom sayed LOL? 
but that is sick
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"Originally posted by Nerobellum: it sounded like an angry chainsaw covered in rust and syphilis. "
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09-12-2007, 01:47 PM
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▄Seven▄▄
Join Date: May 2006
Location: boulder
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MYVYSS
MOM : You know uncle Robert right.
Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
Me : I dont know anymore
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wtf
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09-12-2007, 01:54 PM
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herp derp
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New Hampshire
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie_Heston
"Son now I want you to be street smart. So give me lists of 10 phrases for womens breasts, sex, sexual positions, gay sex. etc...
Ready? Go..."
"I really don't want to talk about this..."
"Well I'll start then."
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09-12-2007, 03:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MYVYSS
MOM : You know uncle Robert right.
Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
Me : I dont know anymore
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Originally Posted by jps332
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wtf
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09-12-2007, 03:38 PM
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Sometimes, You Gotta Wipe
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Garland, Texas
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i dont talk to my parents about stuff tht much i try to avoid it cause it seems awkward....
but the whole sex talk i guess
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09-12-2007, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Martinsville, NJ
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mom: *starts to open her mouth to talk*
me: shut the **** up.
my mom and i have a wonderful relationship. lol no im not that mean to her, but i come very close..
then my dad always says stuff about sex and **** to me after i hang out with my girl like "hope you macked that".... just things like that..
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09-12-2007, 03:40 PM
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molon labe
Join Date: May 2005
Location: nc
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mom: y did i find a tampon in ur room
me:idk becky(sister no pics) threw it at me
mom: really?
me:yeah
in reality it fell out my girlfriends purse one day and she isnt allowed at me house more less in my room so ni was worried that they saw her leave one day or something
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09-12-2007, 03:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by paintballdude902
in reality it fell out my girlfriends purse one day and she isnt allowed at me house more less in my room so ni was worried that they saw her leave one day or something
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09-12-2007, 03:44 PM
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SPOOOOOOKYY FISH!!!
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Originally Posted by paintballdude902
mom: y did i find a tampon in ur room
me:idk becky(sister no pics) threw it at me
mom: really?
me:yeah
in reality it fell out my girlfriends purse one day and she isnt allowed at me house more less in my room so ni was worried that they saw her leave one day or something
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09-12-2007, 03:48 PM
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YAR HAR FLIBGRBY
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Originally Posted by Tacobueno
or you have a bleeding vagina. |
he has a bleeding axe wound 
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09-12-2007, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Osan AB, South Korea
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Me: Stumbling into my house at 5am
Mom: Are u Drunk
Me: No
Then i Stumble and fall
Me: Damn floor boards are crooked i better crawl to my bed good night
Mom: Good night drunky
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09-12-2007, 04:14 PM
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sprezzatura
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: via lactea
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these are pretty funny
The only really bad one was when I had to ask dad what happens if you get an erection with a catheter in. Skateboarding injuries FTL
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09-12-2007, 04:14 PM
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#39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by terpsfan527
mom: do you smoke weed?
me: yes.
mom: ......
mom: just dont get caught.
me: good talk.
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09-12-2007, 04:14 PM
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.-]4.20[-.
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: D-Town
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When my parents found out i was smoking ganja, I went over to my moms place for dinner and we were talking about it then she said, "next time I see you stoned, or you are around me stoned, I will call the cops."
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09-12-2007, 04:17 PM
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.-]4.20[-.
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: D-Town
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MYVYSS
MOM : You know uncle Robert right.
Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
Me : I dont know anymore
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09-12-2007, 05:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by T3h-Godfather
I hope your cousin didn't really suck on your pecker..... |
As I said I thought it was my cousin, but it turned out to be my Half sister...
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