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View Poll Results: Where and when are you going? Are you ready?
No i am not ready to die, if i die i will go to Heaven 22 32.35%
No i am not ready to die, if i die i will go to Hell 15 22.06%
Yes i am ready to die, if i die i will go to Heaven 20 29.41%
Yes i am ready to die, if i die i will go to Hell 11 16.18%
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:22 PM #169
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I'm a Satanist. I don't believe in Heaven or Hell and I will never be ready for death. Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of it, I just don't think that I'll ever get to a point in my life where I can say "Well, I've done everything I've ever wanted to do, time to go die now "

P.S. Don't flame me/preach to me because I'm a Satanist. No offense, but you probably know nothing about the religion and only believe what the media tells you A.K.A. complete BS. If anyone wants to know more about it you can PM me...I'm also thinking about making an Official Satanist thread soon...but I'd prolly be the only one

P.P.S. Sorry for the horrible grammar/spelling...i suck at it

There already is one. http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1891334
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Old 05-22-2007, 08:46 PM #170
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i want to go to hell so i can teabag falwell
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:51 PM #171
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I'm hoping hell has frozen over by the time I get there cuz otherwise, my kegs will get warm. Who's bringing the jungle juice?
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Old 05-23-2007, 11:39 AM #172
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Im in credit card hell right now. It does exist ( late fees and 21% interest)
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Old 05-23-2007, 11:59 AM #173
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Im in credit card hell right now. It does exist ( late fees and 21% interest)
What "sin" did you commit to get there?


LOL.


I feel for you dude.
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:44 PM #174
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Hell is going to be raging out of control. Everyone who is anyone who isn't a fundie prick is going to be there partying it up.
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Old 05-23-2007, 01:58 PM #175
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What "sin" did you commit to get there?


LOL.


I feel for you dude.
I coveted my neighbours marker....lol
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Old 05-23-2007, 02:01 PM #176
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I.....I.....I.....I dunno who you ARE anymore...:shakes head, holds back a tear:

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Old 05-23-2007, 02:05 PM #177
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I.....I.....I.....I dunno who you ARE anymore...:shakes head, holds back a tear:

lol
I wish my credit card company's didn't know me anymore or at least lost my phone #, but dont cry Mastermind as Ive learned my lesson and will attend "credit counseling" I figure if counseling worked for Ted and his problem then I could just work for me too.
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Old 05-23-2007, 02:08 PM #178
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I wish my credit card company's didn't know me anymore or at least lost my phone #, but dont cry Mastermind as Ive learned my lesson and will attend "credit counseling" I figure if counseling worked for Ted and his problem then I could just work for me too.
I dunno whether to laugh or dodge the ban stick....ROFL.


In topic, when I go, I wanna leave a legacy to my kids so they can look back and be proud of me.
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Old 05-23-2007, 02:17 PM #179
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Yeah sorry about being so OT. When I go I go I know where I will go so it doesnt matter to me.
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Old 05-23-2007, 02:37 PM #180
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STORY TIME

I call this story, "Tough Luck."

There was 2 guys. One was a very mean and very cruel person.

The other was very kind, loved children and helped whomever he could whenever he could.

Only 1 of these men believed in god.

The very mean man was a rapist, pedophile, narcissist, murderer, terrorist and practically EVERYTHING else you can think of which is mean.

The very nice man donated to charity with whatever spare change he had every day, helped homeless and handicap people in his spare time and was just an all round nice guy. Never stole, never hated anyone or anything and never broke any laws.

Only 1 of them made it to heaven.

(It was the rapist, pedophile, narcissist, murderer, terrorist. Simply because he didn't believe in Christ, the kind, caring, compassionate man was sent to hell.)
What a silly post. This is why I have a problem with Cristianity and the Church as an institution. It is also why I consider that I am of my own fauth, as are most other people.
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:35 AM #181
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What a silly post. This is why I have a problem with Cristianity and the Church as an institution. It is also why I consider that I am of my own fauth, as are most other people.
Good, you got the point of it. That's exactly what Magic was saying.
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Old 05-24-2007, 10:48 AM #182
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oh i dont regular ST:R and didnt catch the sarcasm. My bad.
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