[GiantRutgersFan (Banned)]

long story short, he hasnt been laid in like 6 months. He is a regular guy, who gets a regular amount of ***, but just got nothing for 6 months for w/e reason.

And now a few weeks ago, he read some self help book about getting women, and he keeps talking to me about it.

A couple weeks ago, we went to a frat party and there was extremely wasted chick there. I was doing my own thing, but he said he used what he learned in the book and he made out with the chick at the party, then she came back to our buddies house. The girl was like a 6/10 in terms of looks, then she talked and i kicked that down a notch to 3/10.

Long story short, he got head, then the girl puked on him, then threw up for the whole night.

And thats the only girl he has got since the book. And he keeps talking about the book and crap. Cause I really dont care, i got a piece of *** i can tap when i wanna anyways. the sad part is, like 5 years ago, he banged probably the hottest chick in our high school, who was a senior when he was a Sophomore.

[JonMills (Banned)]

Originally Posted by GiantRutgersFan

long story short, he hasnt been laid in like 6 months. He is a regular guy, who gets a regular amount of ***, but just got nothing for 6 months for w/e reason.

And now a few weeks ago, he read some self help book about getting women, and he keeps talking to me about it.

A couple weeks ago, we went to a frat party and there was extremely wasted chick there. I was doing my own thing, but he said he used what he learned in the book and he made out with the chick at the party, then she came back to our buddies house. The girl was like a 6/10 in terms of looks, then she talked and i kicked that down a notch to 3/10.

Long story short, he got head, then the girl puked on him, then threw up for the whole night.

And thats the only girl he has got since the book. And he keeps talking about the book and crap. Cause I really dont care, i got a piece of *** i can tap when i wanna anyways. the sad part is, like 5 years ago, he banged probably the hottest chick in our high school, who was a senior when he was a Sophomore.

Sweet...?

[Bobman7]

I care!

[ScreamTeam (Banned)]

I don't remember caring.

[chapter2 (Banned)]

ST...the answers too all your problems.

[LungCancer (Banned)]

I tried to care so much i pushed a fart out, refreshing.

[l337moomoo (Banned)]

Keep a ****ing diary.

[a-5_pwner]

livejournal.com

[lop]

Oh boy. She puked on him. hahahahah

[ISmokeIce]

Punch him the face.

[jacksonblue]

Girl problem?

we really should have a sticky for this.

[TESlight'emupTES]

Teach him how to shift at the right time. That should eliminate all grinding of gears.

[boris47]

Rutgers sucks ballz

[Volucris]

So you get angry at guys that don't have sex often? What the **** is wrong with you? I'd probably tell you to go **** yourself if I knew you.

[Paintballerbenny]

Comment my pics!

wait, this isnt myspace?

you had me there for a sec

[jacksonblue]

Originally Posted by Paintballerbenny

Comment my pics!

wait, this isnt myspace?

you had me there for a sec

hahahaha.

Speaking of mahspace, I got my avvy off of yours.

[K.Y.L.3 (Banned)]

So, pics of girl?

[Jlausen]

I recently heard that my ex-girlfriend gave a guy head for the first time, and when he came, she threw up all over his floor. He just looked at her and said "Get out".

Is he reading The Game?

[Paintballerbenny]

Originally Posted by jacksonblue

hahahaha.

Speaking of mahspace, I got my avvy off of yours.

do you WANT me to put you back up as mine, from YOUR myspace?

[Mini Saget]

[chapter2 (Banned)]

And remember kids