[NJ_Crusade]

Originally Posted by steamline:D

How can I get a girl to shave her lower pubic hair???

shave yours and guilt trip her?

or just ask.

[t_mo (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Simplicity.

bleach blonde knows gets more poon then me and tmo and the rest of ST combined.

Speak for yourself son...

quality not quantity.

When you age about 5 years you will understand.

[TheBear33]

Well I got some advice from one or two people a few days ago, but I am still unsure of what to do here is my previous problem there is some new stuff..

I have a girl in my class at school who sits right in front of me, (the class isn't too crowded and I sit in the way back) I don't know much about her but I want to, the problem is that the class is a study hall last period the teacher is really strick and when the class starts there is no talking so I dunno what to do.

I at least want to get her attention, she is 2 years younger than me, i know she is pretty good looking, but I can't see her personality or get to know her because there is no talking. I sometimes see her in the hallway, but I thought it would be uncomfortable talking to her there when she really doesn't even know me.

It has only been a few days of school so I think I will just continue not to persue anything right now, you know like I might as well scout out and be seen first for a week or two when she sits down. But after that I was just curious if there are anyways to get her attention. The girl also seems a little shy or something I can't tell maybe she isn't, but after class I see her walking in the hall and she sees a friend and starts talking to her friends soo idk

I was wondering if you guys have any advice

Well the thing is today I tried to ask her for something I didn't because she usually gets there a minute before the bell rings, and even before the study hall starts there are kids working away and it is dead silent in there. I want to talk to her but since I am a junior and she is only a freshman I thought that it would be really occurred for her.

I got advice to ask her about a class, but in return with that she would want to know why I am asking that and that would probably not go well.. since I saw her books and her classes are ones I have already taken so that probably wouldn't work. She seems pretty organized and a good student which I like, but it is only the 5th day I could ask her for a pencil or something, but a) that might show I am not very organized which I am lol, and b) I don't know how things could lead on asking for a pencil or calculator..

I still don't know what to do maybe with this new situation you guys might have different idea to help me? I probably would try to play it smooth and find a different girl, but right now there aren't really too many other girls that I seem to like.

[t_mo (Banned)]

Originally Posted by steamline:D

How can I get a girl to shave her lower pubic hair???

Well since I am half drunk I will disseminate this info.


What you do is start going down on her, but make it obvious that you think it is the most terrible thing you have ever done. Come up for air a lot, throw some gags in there too. Then eventually quit all together (make sure she doesnt get off) Once you have finished this act move away from her and act distressed. Then tell her you need to get a drink or something of that nature. More than likely she will ask you " whats up?" Tell her "nothing".

Eventually she will get really self concious when in fact that happens slip in the fact that she should shave, and that it would be a lot better if she did.

This will play off of her insecurity which every girl has an excess amount off, and more than likely will work.


Good day.

[blaker615]

Originally Posted by TheBear33

Well I got some advice from one or two people a few days ago, but I am still unsure of what to do here is my previous problem there is some new stuff..



Well the thing is today I tried to ask her for something I didn't because she usually gets there a minute before the bell rings, and even before the study hall starts there are kids working away and it is dead silent in there. I want to talk to her but since I am a junior and she is only a freshman I thought that it would be really occurred for her.

I got advice to ask her about a class, but in return with that she would want to know why I am asking that and that would probably not go well.. since I saw her books and her classes are ones I have already taken so that probably wouldn't work. She seems pretty organized and a good student which I like, but it is only the 5th day I could ask her for a pencil or something, but a) that might show I am not very organized which I am lol, and b) I don't know how things could lead on asking for a pencil or calculator..

I still don't know what to do maybe with this new situation you guys might have different idea to help me?

Do you know what time class lets out?
Oh, ok. thanks, my name is ______
how are you enjoying high school
ok thanks ill see you around

dont overthink it. short, simple conversation and its to the point. you cant really have a long convo anyway since its a no talking class. but now you know your name, she knows you and you can start saying hi in the halls and stuff ocassionally

[t_mo (Banned)]

Originally Posted by TheBear33

Well I got some advice from one or two people a few days ago, but I am still unsure of what to do here is my previous problem there is some new stuff..



Well the thing is today I tried to ask her for something I didn't because she usually gets there a minute before the bell rings, and even before the study hall starts there are kids working away and it is dead silent in there. I want to talk to her but since I am a junior and she is only a freshman I thought that it would be really akward for her.

I got advice to ask her about a class, but in return with that she would want to know why I am asking that and that would probably not go well.. since I saw her books and her classes are ones I have already taken so that probably wouldn't work. She seems pretty organized and a good student which I like, but it is only the 5th day I could ask her for a pencil or something, but a) that might show I am not very organized which I am lol, and b) I don't know how things could lead on asking for a pencil or calculator..

I still don't know what to do maybe with this new situation you guys might have different idea to help me?

There isnt much else I can tell you, you just just have to talk to her.

There is NO certain line that you can say that will make her fall for you. Talk to her and see what happens. It is in your hands.

[steamline:D]

Originally Posted by t_mo

Well since I am half drunk I will disseminate this info.


What you do is start going down on her, but make it obvious that you think it is the most terrible thing you have ever done. Come up for air a lot, throw some gags in there too. Then eventually quit all together (make sure she doesnt get off) Once you have finished this act move away from her and act distressed. Then tell her you need to get a drink or something of that nature. More than likely she will ask you " whats up?" Tell her "nothing".

Eventually she will get really self concious when in fact that happens slip in the fact that she should shave, and that it would be a lot better if she did.

This will play off of her insecurity which every girl has an excess amount off, and more than likely will work.


Good day.

I don't want to come off as an *******...

[rigby (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Bleachednblonde

You could have made the move already.

After having like a 3 minute, bland conversation with her? I really don't think she comes off as a ****, and wouldn't just go out with some guy because she's attracted to him. I dunno, I'm just going to do it once I feel confident that she likes me as a person, which I'm pretty confident will happen eventually.

[TheBear33]

Originally Posted by t_mo

There isnt much else I can tell you, you just just have to talk to her.

There is NO certain line that you can say that will make her fall for you. Talk to her and see what happens. It is in your hands.

I understand well I guess I could always start with asking to borrow a pencil or something then thank her when I give it back at the end of class, that's a start. At least I might hear what she sounds like lol and she would actually recongnize me, then from there maybe I will have the balls to talk to her a different day with intro

[steamline:D]

Well I asked she said sure she'd shave 'em.

Hooray for loving girlfriends

[p8ntballr1125]

Okay. New problem.

Me and this girl have been talking for about a month, give or take. We have talked on the phone every single day for at least 45 mins a day (one time even went to 6 hours) and it has gone well. Well I kind of like her but I didnt want to say anything, and this morning she tells me she lieks me and thinks im cute, blah blah whatever. Then she asks me if I liek her and I say "lil bit." idk where im going with this but ST, (preferably Blachednblonde) What should I do. Im not good with girls. Im 17 and never had a girlfriend, because it is always girls I dont like who hit on me and whatnot. But could you help a n00b out?

[frontman8001]

Originally Posted by p8ntballr1125

Okay. New problem.

Me and this girl have been talking for about a month, give or take. We have talked on the phone every single day for at least 45 mins a day (one time even went to 6 hours) and it has gone well. Well I kind of like her but I didnt want to say anything, and this morning she tells me she lieks me and thinks im cute, blah blah whatever. Then she asks me if I liek her and I say "lil bit." idk where im going with this but ST, (preferably Blachednblonde) What should I do. Im not good with girls. Im 17 and never had a girlfriend, because it is always girls I dont like who hit on me and whatnot. But could you help a n00b out?

basically the next time you talk to her, ask her out somewhere like lunch or something like that.. also dont come out and tell her you like her, just make her sense it by staring at her and small amounts of touching, nonsexual. if you want at the end of the day.. go for a kiss..

[12345421]

Originally Posted by 12345421

Question goes out to BleachnBlonde because he's a genious:

Ok, I went to the Exhibition (large fair type deal) and was just traveling around with my friends and seen one of my other friends was traveling around with this girl. So then I meet up with some more people I know and ask Sue (fake name) who Carol (fake name) is traveling around with. Sue says it's Marsha. She was a pretty hot blonde and whatever and I guess she seen me. Anyway, less than a month later Carol and Marsha date for a bit and then break up. Now Sue tells me on MSN that Marsh thought I was one of the hottest guys she'd ever seen. (Realistically speaking) Anyway, I kind of blew it off because I didn't even know if Marsha had seen me and if Sue was just trying to set me up with one of her friend without her friend knowing.

So the weekend came and I ended up hanging out with Marsha, Sue and one of my friends. Nothing went on, a bit of minor cuddling before we left. So I was talking to Sue tonight (in person) and she says that Marsha really likes me.

Any tips with a girl that I really don't know. Lol. I'm just going to be myself when talking with her again because I did nothing different last weekend with her that I would do with any other girl. (Except for that cuddling, that was just random)

Ok, I realize I messed it the **** up. I meant to spell Carl, but I put Carol.

I'll summerize it.

Girl says she thinks I'm hot after seeing me once.
Her friend tells me that she really likes me after we hung out one night.
How should I play this?

[frontman8001]

Originally Posted by TheBear33

Well I got some advice from one or two people a few days ago, but I am still unsure of what to do here is my previous problem there is some new stuff..



Well the thing is today I tried to ask her for something I didn't because she usually gets there a minute before the bell rings, and even before the study hall starts there are kids working away and it is dead silent in there. I want to talk to her but since I am a junior and she is only a freshman I thought that it would be really occurred for her.

I got advice to ask her about a class, but in return with that she would want to know why I am asking that and that would probably not go well.. since I saw her books and her classes are ones I have already taken so that probably wouldn't work. She seems pretty organized and a good student which I like, but it is only the 5th day I could ask her for a pencil or something, but a) that might show I am not very organized which I am lol, and b) I don't know how things could lead on asking for a pencil or calculator..

I still don't know what to do maybe with this new situation you guys might have different idea to help me? I probably would try to play it smooth and find a different girl, but right now there aren't really too many other girls that I seem to like.

alrite dude your over thinking everything, which will get you no where. next time you have class with her just start talking to her about any random thing.. how much you hate the class... ask her how she likes highschool.. basically any random thing that will lead to a conversation.

[ImACowboy2856]

Originally Posted by TheBear33

I understand well I guess I could always start with asking to borrow a pencil or something then thank her when I give it back at the end of class, that's a start. At least I might hear what she sounds like lol and she would actually recongnize me, then from there maybe I will have the balls to talk to her a different day with intro

Ask for a pencil at the beginning of class, and don't give it back untill after the bell rings, catch her as she's packing her stuff up, and be like "hey thanks, you're a freshman right?" she says yes, you say "yea, school sucks" or something of that nature, you know, freshman year is hard, blah blah blah... by this time your out the door and talking to her in the hall way. Just let it go from there. The next day in class ask for a pencil again, try to make a joke out of it when you get it and when you get it back. By this time you should know her enough to have a regular conversation.

[12345421]

Originally Posted by ImACowboy2856

Ask for a pencil at the beginning of class, and don't give it back untill after the bell rings, catch her as she's packing her stuff up, and be like "hey thanks, you're a freshman right?" she says yes, you say "yea, school sucks" or something of that nature, you know, freshman year is hard, blah blah blah... by this time your out the door and talking to her in the hall way. Just let it go from there. The next day in class ask for a pencil again, try to make a joke out of it when you get it and when you get it back. By this time you should know her enough to have a regular conversation.

I wouldn't even bother doing that. Freshmans are easy to get. They love the thought of any guy older than them. Just talk to her and she'll start liking you. Well that's how it happens around here. I could hit practically any girl in grade 9 that I want to.

[Simplicity. (Banned)]

Originally Posted by t_mo

Speak for yourself son...

quality not quantity.

When you age about 5 years you will understand.

lmaoim 16 so i guess your right, but then again i aint goin for no fat ****. I got high standards and i gotta gf lol

[nicknevins3 (Banned)]

OK im srry but i have to introduce u all to the "MAN LAW" OK so its a long discussion but it basically entails 5 things or "ZONES" zone 1 ur far from any poonany prolly bcuz u r ugly. Zone 2 u r still far from poonany but have a chance at either big or ugly or both. Zone 3 U DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE!!! its the "Friend" zone and it sux once ur in ur stuck and cant get out so just move on. Then u have zone 4 the friend with benefits sort of liking each other. and the final zone ur there and getting poonany.

[Matrix06]

Originally Posted by p8ntballr1125

Okay. New problem.

Me and this girl have been talking for about a month, give or take. We have talked on the phone every single day for at least 45 mins a day (one time even went to 6 hours) and it has gone well. Well I kind of like her but I didnt want to say anything, and this morning she tells me she lieks me and thinks im cute, blah blah whatever. Then she asks me if I liek her and I say "lil bit." idk where im going with this but ST, (preferably Blachednblonde) What should I do. Im not good with girls. Im 17 and never had a girlfriend, because it is always girls I dont like who hit on me and whatnot. But could you help a n00b out?

Wow, 17 and no gf.

gl with life.

watch a movie at your house with her.

let her make the first move if there are going to be any moves at all.

[EvilTrix]

Originally Posted by Matrix06

Wow, 17 and no gf.

gl with life.

way to be a jackass

[snapshotthisx***** (Banned)]

Originally Posted by 12345421

I wouldn't even bother doing that. Freshmans are easy to get. They love the thought of any guy older than them. Just talk to her and she'll start liking you. Well that's how it happens around here. I could hit practically any girl in grade 9 that I want to.

you make it sound like freshman girls are just dying to let the upperclassmen guys into their pants. wtf