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Old 06-01-2006, 05:15 PM #1
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David Zorn teaches you how to Euroslide®!! - Pics inside.

Step 1. Never look at paint or the people trying to shoot you. Look down at the ground. What you can't see can't hurt you.



Step 2. Try to lift your feet as high as possible when you run. That way you'll jump over all those pesky paintballs that were shot too low.



Step 3. Take small steps and try to prance a little if possible. Make sure your gun is protecting your body so none of those paintballs can sting. Those ****ers hurt.



Step 4. Now for the actual Euroslide®. Hand and at least one knee down on the ground.



Step 5. Now both knees on the ground. Notice David's perfect form as he hip-shoots a little as he slides. See how the hand he planted is actually slowing him down giving him longer to hip-shoot.



Step 6. Now watch as he puts his head up in the patented "chicken look."



Step 7. And here's the part where he gets bunkered. Better luck next time.



Step 8. Nothing to do now but yell at the rest of the team for not pulling their own weight.


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Old 06-01-2006, 05:19 PM #2
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Old 06-01-2006, 05:24 PM #3
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I though I was the only one that did that.......
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Old 06-01-2006, 05:25 PM #4
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Old 06-01-2006, 05:27 PM #6
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looks like evil to me,unless your talking about the other team
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Old 06-01-2006, 05:28 PM #7
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thats hilariuos. the 1st 2 descriptions were priceless.
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Old 06-01-2006, 05:28 PM #8
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Robin, you forgot to mention that he was running with his gun in the wrong hand too.

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Old 06-01-2006, 05:54 PM #9
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Robin, you forgot to mention that he was running with his gun in the wrong hand too.
Good eyes. Fixed. How'd you change your post and not have that little "edited" line at the bottom? You moderators are so tricky.
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Let me guess, Dresser was cover the backside for him.
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Old 06-01-2006, 06:59 PM #12
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Let me guess, Dresser was cover the backside for him.
Are you high? They never trust me to do that.
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Good eyes. Fixed. How'd you change your post and not have that little "edited" line at the bottom? You moderators are so tricky.
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Old 06-01-2006, 11:11 PM #14
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This needs to be a weekly feature on here. I'd check back in this forum if it was.
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