paintball authority? never played on their field, but ive been to fireball mountain next door plenty of times.
This isn't some world where you can goof off for four years guzzling beer and stuffing your face with pizza. Because when you order pizza in the real world, you'll find that the deliveryman has rigged a shotgun to fire when the pizza box is opened. And, as you bleed from the abdomen, you'll hear the deliveryman say, "Welcome to the real world."