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Old 01-16-2006, 11:43 PM #1
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DIRT WARRIORS FAN CLUB (pumps own u)

Brent Kotchman and his merry band of pump toting snipers blasted scrubs(who had semi auto guns) all weekend at sup air only to be kicked out cause some douche couldnt handle getting bunkered by a pump

in the words of Sam Gearing "they are an inspiration to us all"

join and show how gay people who hate on pump players in a semi auto tourney are.

LONG LIVE THE DIRT WARRIORS!!!!

so far,
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Old 01-16-2006, 11:47 PM #2
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:11 AM #3
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Old 01-17-2006, 08:25 AM #4
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dirt warrriors can have my virginity.
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Old 01-17-2006, 08:30 AM #5
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lol, can we get a story on this? All I understand is they possibly sandbagged low division, but used pumps?
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:32 AM #6
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One guy was an AM player. Other 2 were rookie.

Played Rookie and stomped ****.
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:48 AM #7
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I'll give Travis, Brent, and Ethan a #2 Fan club
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:53 AM #8
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they 'stomped' stuff because they... were...in...ROOKIE.
The people in that division had no idea what to do to any team.
Way to sandbag some little kids. Try that in am, or nov, and they would get destroyed, ahahahaha
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:53 AM #9
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were you even there?

EVERY team in rookie except for Techno and Fierce was sandbagging. "Prison shank" from Chicago was three D2 Xball players. Air Assault Factory was Nhance/Vinatge players sponsored by SP, Gameface, PP, etc...

We used STOCK CLASS pumps. 10 shot tubes and 12 grams. We maxed three straight in semis--I didn't get shot once--not even a bounce.

My teammates were straight rooks--they blasted scrubs with pumps. It wasn't just me.

We were only booted cause I'm Brent F*cking Kotchman.

I NEVER played rook or nov.-- I played hardcore woods from 1995 until 2001 when i walked unto a 10 man NPPL AM B team. I was playing before you even held a paintball gun in your sweaty nub hands and will be long after you quit because of sexual orientation or when dad stops paying for your paint bullets.

Whether its D2X, SS7, or sandbagging local tourneys--I kill scrubs wholesale.

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DIRT WAAAAARIORS....COME OUT AND PUUUUUUMMMMMP!
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:14 AM #10
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM #11
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Old 01-17-2006, 12:06 PM #12
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assassins, tetanus shots, and glow sticks debauchery.
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i am pregnant with brents baby...we will name him "dirt" and he will play in next years SAB in rookie division...he will then be dqed because he is brents baby...even though he will be one year old they will dq him because he will be owning people with his custom phantom.

rookies will always look for excuses and complain. novice players will always sandbag and complain. amatuer players will always cheat and complain. only thing that is consistant from rook to am is the compaining..."we got owned by pumps lets find an excuse why and stop them"...

dirt warriors.
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Old 01-17-2006, 01:09 PM #14
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You always have a way with words sam...
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Old 01-17-2006, 01:37 PM #15
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This is too good... Seriously.
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Old 01-17-2006, 01:48 PM #16
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GOOD LORD!! come on they were using pumps how the heck could they get kicked out!! im on a rookie team and if i got beat but some pump shooting guys then all u can do is tip your hat and say "good job". but come on getting sent home because of one guy! that just seems really gay!
awsome job DIRT WARRIORS!!!! i was at the tournament but i didnt get to see you guys play. wish i woulda.
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the guy that got them kicked out was from evil empire...the old guy. the air assault kids were also complaining but it was mostly that guy from evil empire crying. how badly the guys with pumps were blowing the faces off his little kids with new dm5s and that it wasnt fair cause he spent 1500 dollars on their guns just to have them blown away like little chumps.

too bad they will never know what it is like to play real ball...when you go to the field with only 20 bucks to play all day...and you sell a kidney to buy your next gun and have to get on your knees to get a ride to the field. some people actually work at paintball to get good.

TOO BAD HE DIDNT KNOW THE TRUE STORY OF THE DIRT WARRIORS:

the story of the dirt warriors all starts when they crawled out of the woods in northern minnesota...sold what little food they had left along with the third players kidney to pay entry to the event...then the infection that followed put him in the hospital. they were hitchhiking to the event when brent kotchman gave them a ride to the event in his pimp park ave ultra.

brent out of the kindness of his heart then decided to help them out by being their third player. with everything on the line...their buddy in the hospital they had everything to lose. but lose they didnt. they blew people away in prelims...making finals with some spectacular paintball...almost as if god himself was helping them along on thier co2 cartridge filled road. after a bit of mexican village too! they awoke to a beautiful day for paintball. they hit the field and rolled through semis with three wins.

this put them in the finals and a chance to pay off their hospital bill for their third man who was now deathly ill in the hospital on the brink of having the plug pulled...they needed to win the prizes for him to survive.

but in came the big bad wolf to disqualify them and boot them from the tourney. why were they dqed? because of the gentle giant brent...who was only helping two pump gunners get their dying friend out of the hospital.

this is what i call a horrible tragedy...and the staff of SAB now has blood on their hands...blood from a poor struggling pump gunner that was left to die in a hospital with one kidney and half a ham sandwich.

RIP my friend. and thank you brent kotchman for showing us paintball players what life is really about. dirt warriors.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:48 PM #18
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:05 PM #19
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I'll give Travis, Brent, and Ethan a #2 Fan club
It was Travis, Brent, and Brendan.


Nice essay Sam. I copied and pasted it... turning it in tomorrow.

Straight up plagarism!

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Old 01-17-2006, 03:07 PM #20
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I thought Ethan was Brent's bi-polar counterpart... weird.

Ethan is another one of our doods with mad pump skills. As for the story, I laughed for a good 10 minutes straight, then I cried, tears of truth.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:22 PM #21
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the guy that got them kicked out was from evil empire...the old guy. the air assault kids were also complaining but it was mostly that guy from evil empire crying. how badly the guys with pumps were blowing the faces off his little kids with new dm5s and that it wasnt fair cause he spent 1500 dollars on their guns just to have them blown away like little chumps.

too bad they will never know what it is like to play real ball...when you go to the field with only 20 bucks to play all day...and you sell a kidney to buy your next gun and have to get on your knees to get a ride to the field. some people actually work at paintball to get good.

TOO BAD HE DIDNT KNOW THE TRUE STORY OF THE DIRT WARRIORS:

the story of the dirt warriors all starts when they crawled out of the woods in northern minnesota...sold what little food they had left along with the third players kidney to pay entry to the event...then the infection that followed put him in the hospital. they were hitchhiking to the event when brent kotchman gave them a ride to the event in his pimp park ave ultra.

brent out of the kindness of his heart then decided to help them out by being their third player. with everything on the line...their buddy in the hospital they had everything to lose. but lose they didnt. they blew people away in prelims...making finals with some spectacular paintball...almost as if god himself was helping them along on thier co2 cartridge filled road. after a bit of mexican village too! they awoke to a beautiful day for paintball. they hit the field and rolled through semis with three wins.

this put them in the finals and a chance to pay off their hospital bill for their third man who was now deathly ill in the hospital on the brink of having the plug pulled...they needed to win the prizes for him to survive.

but in came the big bad wolf to disqualify them and boot them from the tourney. why were they dqed? because of the gentle giant brent...who was only helping two pump gunners get their dying friend out of the hospital.

this is what i call a horrible tragedy...and the staff of SAB now has blood on their hands...blood from a poor struggling pump gunner that was left to die in a hospital with one kidney and half a ham sandwich.

RIP my friend. and thank you brent kotchman for showing us paintball players what life is really about. dirt warriors.
^^^^^^^^ > stupid kids that complain.
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