OK, here we go. And btw I did spend money on shipping for those who want to get technical, but I'm not counting that.
I started out with the afformentioned cocker after trading my old imagine and an NES for it (it was mech at the time). I then cleaned out my bank account to add the eblade and I thought it was just about the best gun on earth.
I soon grew tired of it and set my eyes on a matrix. I was offered a toxic matrix within the first few days of having it up f/t, but me being the noob that I was, declined the offer. I ended up getting a somewhat nice led matrix a few weeks later.
When I got bored of the matrix and decided I missed the nice trigger of the eblade, I looked around for another cocker, but this time got one much nicer than I previously had. This ended up being one of the fastest guns I've owned.
After growing tired of that beauty, I decided I missed the speed and lack of kick my matrix had, and set my eyes on a much nicer trix. I found a dm3 with full evolve, eyes, nyx board, and a host of other nice things. And to top it off, he added about $100 worth of extra parts that he didn't need, making this probably the luckiest I've gotten as far as trading up goes.
Realizing my lifelong dream of having a timmy, I then set my eyes on any timmy with a 2k5 frame (can't stand the feel of a clammy) and came across a 2k5 framed lasoya that was basically stock other than WAS and a few minor upgrades.
After having that gun a few weeks, I was offered an evolved 05 speed. When it came in the mail, the anodizing was in really bad shape. Now, remember all those extra parts I had gotten in the trade for the matrix? Well one day a guy came along desperate for the parts, so I traded them all to him for one of those delta .68 pistols, worth about $120. I sold the pistol for $110 on ebay, and used the money to ano the speed dust olive.
Some angel buff then came along that offered a LNIB condition ND timmy with 127.4 for the speed, so I jumped on the deal quickly.
Then one night in a spur of the moment decision, I decided I wanted a nexus dc2 and literally within 15 minutes I had found one and was setting up the trade.
And now, just a few days ago I was offered a very nice ego for the dc2, and away it went. I'm not sure how long it'll be til I trade this baby, but with the way it shoots it might just be able to put an end to my whoring.