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Old 10-08-2005, 05:22 PM #1
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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in
the
Far East Economic Review: (Sounds like your typical US motel/hotel
holiday inn!)

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?

Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes?"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!..Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,

an
English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter..just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder

on
sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds"

G: "You're very welcome."
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Old 10-08-2005, 05:23 PM #2
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Old 10-08-2005, 05:24 PM #3
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Guess what....that wasn't funny at all.
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I LOL'd hard..
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Old 10-08-2005, 06:32 PM #10
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**** the amount of tourist money we recieve then? You think people in Rocky Point mind the fact that we don't speak Spanish if we go down there and spend millions of dollars each year?
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Derka derka, *****.
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I am sorry...but that was absolutely hilarious.

Tenjewberrymud almost made me poop myself.
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