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10-08-2005, 05:22 PM
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Kooooooolaid!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Scottsdale
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lol
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in
the
Far East Economic Review: (Sounds like your typical US motel/hotel
holiday inn!)
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes?"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!..Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an
English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter..just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder
on
sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds"
G: "You're very welcome."
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10-08-2005, 05:23 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Alton, IL
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Jew sawk.
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10-08-2005, 05:24 PM
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#3
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mind expansion required
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Virginia
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sweetness
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10-08-2005, 05:26 PM
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Ownage Served Daily
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: North, North
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Guess what....that wasn't funny at all.
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10-08-2005, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chicago Subs
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Originally Posted by Larges
Jew sawk
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QFT |
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10-08-2005, 05:27 PM
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ɥsǝɹɟ
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SoCal[562]
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haajajjajajjajaj
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10-08-2005, 05:27 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Thugs Mansion
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I LOL'd hard..
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10-08-2005, 06:22 PM
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Now, no one has pillows.
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SoCal
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wtf.........
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10-08-2005, 06:30 PM
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INSOMNIAWESOME
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Séance Prime
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Originally Posted by Deadeye007**
Guess what....that wasn't funny at all.
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Agreed. |
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10-08-2005, 06:32 PM
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mluffyfumkins
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Warrensburg
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I hate foreigners. Be in America, speak Enlgish.
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10-08-2005, 06:50 PM
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The dude abides
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Originally Posted by FluffyMumkins
I hate foreigners. Be in America, speak Enlgish.
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**** the amount of tourist money we recieve then? You think people in Rocky Point mind the fact that we don't speak Spanish if we go down there and spend millions of dollars each year? |
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10-08-2005, 07:08 PM
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Kooooooolaid!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Scottsdale
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Hey toolband I live in Phoenix too, you go to 23bps?
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10-08-2005, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: New Jersey
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Originally Posted by FluffyMumkins
I hate foreigners. Be in America, speak Enlgish.
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Derka derka, *****.
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10-08-2005, 07:16 PM
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Copper Will Never Be Gold
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 41°28'06°N 87°25'27.35°W
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I am sorry...but that was absolutely hilarious.
Tenjewberrymud almost made me poop myself.
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10-08-2005, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: -908-NJ-
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Originally Posted by Jae.C
I LOL'd hard..
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Why? That was stupid.
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10-08-2005, 08:58 PM
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yes, i went there
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Apple Valley, MN
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omgwtfbbq
WTF LOL not
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10-08-2005, 09:11 PM
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somewhat funny, mostly stupid
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10-08-2005, 09:49 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: GA
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Lol  |
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