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10-03-2005, 09:39 PM
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Milkshakes!
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Ohhhh the irony
On the way home from school the other day some ****** in his rice rocket sped passed us on a one lane street packed full of pedestrians and other cars almost forcing us off the road and hitting a girl.
Found out today he wrecked his car and is in the hospital.
He learned a valueable lesson  
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10-03-2005, 09:40 PM
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Mega Flagellator
Join Date: Apr 2021
Location: New Hope, PA
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Where is the irony?
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10-03-2005, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Alton, IL
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Originally Posted by MVPaintballer
Where is the irony?
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I can't think of anything else to say, because you make no sense. You hit a girl, and he's in the hospital? |
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10-03-2005, 09:42 PM
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Balls.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: St. Louis, Missouri
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Originally Posted by MVPaintballer
Where is the irony?
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I couldn't find it either. 
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10-03-2005, 09:42 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: horsham, PA
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omg that like saying jesus walks around with a nailgun
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10-03-2005, 09:48 PM
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Milkshakes!
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KEYWORD IS ALMOST, almost forced us off the road, meaning he thought he was hot **** in his ricer, sped around town with blatant disregard for his own safety and others, and smoked a pickup truck
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10-03-2005, 09:52 PM
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i shoot ropes.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: missoura
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Originally Posted by MVPaintballer
Where is the irony?
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in the wreckage of the car, it was found that he was smuggling brown rice south of the border 
Last edited by sparkie-joe : 10-03-2005 at 10:06 PM.
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10-03-2005, 10:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: NY
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i dont really understand your story. you hit the girl? he hit the girl? i thought he was on a motorcycle so how could his car be wrecked? he hit a girl, but hes in the hospital? did he kill the girl? wheres the irony? GOD I DONT UDNERSTAND!!!!!!!!
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10-03-2005, 10:06 PM
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Love It Up
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Originally Posted by sparkie-joe
in the wreckage of the car he, it was found that he was smuggling brown rice south of the border |
Made this thread worth the read. |
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10-03-2005, 11:47 PM
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Un-emo Elmo
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Ocala, FL
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Originally Posted by sparkie-joe
in the wreckage of the car, it was found that he was smuggling brown rice south of the border |
That would have been a coincidence, not irony.
There was NOTHING ironic in that story. I knew before clicking there would be a 90% chance there would be no irony. Irony would be somebody getting in a car accident and not wearing their seat belt while having a bumper sticker that says, "Buckle up, it's the law." That's irony. Not a reckless driver getting involved in an accident. That is a ****ing coincidence.
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10-03-2005, 11:48 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Cleveland
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I ****ing hate rice burners. Serve's him right for thinking his stock POS with some ****ty body kit is gonna make it faster.
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10-03-2005, 11:49 PM
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rawr
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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Originally Posted by Statutory Ape
I ****ing hate rice burners. Serve's him right for thinking his stock POS with some ****ty body kit is gonna make it faster.
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Well the paper mache is lighter then stock, so it does give him a right to think he's faster then stock. |
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10-03-2005, 11:50 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Cleveland
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Bahahahaha!
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10-03-2005, 11:51 PM
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UTI till we DIE!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Microsoft(Redmond), WA
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Originally Posted by Parkert1234
I couldn't find it either. |
againg where? |
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10-03-2005, 11:55 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Cleveland
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Kids drive like idiots when they mistake their 89 Honda CRX's for Porchses or anything with some power. People who drive riceburners should be ticketed for being ****ing retarded.
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10-04-2005, 12:16 AM
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Back in Action
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 6-4-6
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so you hit some poor girl and made a poor rice burner guy wreck his only means of tranportation, irony is??????
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10-04-2005, 12:48 AM
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Love Christ. Love people.
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Shreveport
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I think the term you were looking for was something along the lines of "poetic justice."
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10-04-2005, 01:42 AM
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yo TEK
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: SLC
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Originally Posted by Rogue-Assassin
Not a reckless driver getting involved in an accident. That is a ****ing coincidence.
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I'm pretty sure there's nothing coincidental about wreckless drivers getting into car accidents.
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10-04-2005, 02:03 AM
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Matt Ragsdale
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: titsmainia MARYLAND
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Yea, when i see people on bullet bikes im always like "com'on CRASH!!!! you peice of ****" I dont know why i do this becasue its not nice but i would love to see them get what they deserve for speading. But yea, rice rockets are for the nightime, in the light they should jsut stick to their regular Hondas or Toyota's without paper mache body kits or carbon fiber.
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10-04-2005, 02:53 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: A deserted warehouse.
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Maybe the irony was that the driver thought he was a good driver and therefore could drive fast but really wasn't and ended up in the hospital?
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10-04-2005, 03:52 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: UAC Phobos Lab
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Originally Posted by offlimitspballa
I think the term you were looking for was something along the lines of "poetic justice."
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how bout "almost" irony...will that work? |
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