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Old 10-03-2005, 09:39 PM #1
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Ohhhh the irony

On the way home from school the other day some ****** in his rice rocket sped passed us on a one lane street packed full of pedestrians and other cars almost forcing us off the road and hitting a girl.

Found out today he wrecked his car and is in the hospital.

He learned a valueable lesson
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Old 10-03-2005, 09:40 PM #2
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Where is the irony?
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Old 10-03-2005, 09:41 PM #3
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Where is the irony?
I can't think of anything else to say, because you make no sense. You hit a girl, and he's in the hospital?
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Where is the irony?
I couldn't find it either.
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omg that like saying jesus walks around with a nailgun
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Old 10-03-2005, 09:48 PM #6
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KEYWORD IS ALMOST, almost forced us off the road, meaning he thought he was hot **** in his ricer, sped around town with blatant disregard for his own safety and others, and smoked a pickup truck
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Old 10-03-2005, 09:52 PM #7
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Where is the irony?


in the wreckage of the car, it was found that he was smuggling brown rice south of the border

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Old 10-03-2005, 10:05 PM #8
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i dont really understand your story. you hit the girl? he hit the girl? i thought he was on a motorcycle so how could his car be wrecked? he hit a girl, but hes in the hospital? did he kill the girl? wheres the irony? GOD I DONT UDNERSTAND!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-03-2005, 10:06 PM #9
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in the wreckage of the car he, it was found that he was smuggling brown rice south of the border
Made this thread worth the read.
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Old 10-03-2005, 11:47 PM #10
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in the wreckage of the car, it was found that he was smuggling brown rice south of the border
That would have been a coincidence, not irony.

There was NOTHING ironic in that story. I knew before clicking there would be a 90% chance there would be no irony. Irony would be somebody getting in a car accident and not wearing their seat belt while having a bumper sticker that says, "Buckle up, it's the law." That's irony. Not a reckless driver getting involved in an accident. That is a ****ing coincidence.
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I ****ing hate rice burners. Serve's him right for thinking his stock POS with some ****ty body kit is gonna make it faster.
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Old 10-03-2005, 11:49 PM #12
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I ****ing hate rice burners. Serve's him right for thinking his stock POS with some ****ty body kit is gonna make it faster.


Well the paper mache is lighter then stock, so it does give him a right to think he's faster then stock.
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Old 10-03-2005, 11:50 PM #13
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Old 10-03-2005, 11:51 PM #14
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I couldn't find it either.
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Old 10-03-2005, 11:55 PM #15
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Kids drive like idiots when they mistake their 89 Honda CRX's for Porchses or anything with some power. People who drive riceburners should be ticketed for being ****ing retarded.
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:16 AM #16
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so you hit some poor girl and made a poor rice burner guy wreck his only means of tranportation, irony is??????
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:48 AM #17
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I think the term you were looking for was something along the lines of "poetic justice."
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Old 10-04-2005, 01:42 AM #18
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Not a reckless driver getting involved in an accident. That is a ****ing coincidence.
I'm pretty sure there's nothing coincidental about wreckless drivers getting into car accidents.
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Old 10-04-2005, 02:03 AM #19
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Yea, when i see people on bullet bikes im always like "com'on CRASH!!!! you peice of ****" I dont know why i do this becasue its not nice but i would love to see them get what they deserve for speading. But yea, rice rockets are for the nightime, in the light they should jsut stick to their regular Hondas or Toyota's without paper mache body kits or carbon fiber.
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Maybe the irony was that the driver thought he was a good driver and therefore could drive fast but really wasn't and ended up in the hospital?
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Old 10-04-2005, 03:52 AM #21
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I think the term you were looking for was something along the lines of "poetic justice."
how bout "almost" irony...will that work?
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