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10-04-2005, 03:37 PM
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RHCP fan
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Florida
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10-04-2005, 03:42 PM
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#65
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RHCP fan
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Florida
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this one made me laugh...hard  |
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10-04-2005, 03:51 PM
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#66
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Buuuuuuuurp!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Scotland
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If you can read this, I've lost my caravan! (You guys call them trailers)
This one was on a motorbike jacket
If you can read this then the ***** has fallen off.
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One day, us Scots r gonna rule the world. So I'll help u get used to the idea by kickin ur butt on the field.
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10-04-2005, 03:55 PM
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#67
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im to lazy to read 4 pages but my favorites are:
"my road to sucess is under construction"
"honk if something falls off"
1st ones pretty dumb but the 2nd is funny
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"Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher! It's me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless squirrel. Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders. You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs? That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: "Au revoir, gopher." This is going to be sweet"
XBOXLIVE: Hans Bentash
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10-04-2005, 03:56 PM
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#68
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Steamboat
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I've seen a couple that I thought were funny...
1) God must love idiots...look around you
and one of my favorites
2) Jesus was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
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10-04-2005, 04:06 PM
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#69
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Yea, you're out!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Danville, AL
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"Get off my tail or I'll flick a booger on your windsheild!"
"I love cats, they taste like chicken"
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Black & Red Sniper II With Empire Revolver Barrel Kit
Wow....I'm old, play paintball & collect comic books....what a life.
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10-04-2005, 04:07 PM
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#70
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: CT
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My freidnd used to have one of the vans thats looks like a class rapist van. Rusty, running boards falling off, tinted windows, missing hubcaps..everything classic. He had a giant stick on the back glass that said "I LOVE FARTING" People would laugh at it everywhere we went just because of the humor of the van plus the sticker.
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10-04-2005, 04:08 PM
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#71
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umop ap!sdn
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Da Too Ate Won
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"Kill a gay unborn baby whale for Jesus" 
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Insert witty interesting quote/gun specs here.
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10-04-2005, 04:14 PM
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#72
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Sexin' Deads since 1969
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: hell, NC, 704
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I like my women like i like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer
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10-04-2005, 04:25 PM
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#73
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
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thats freaky
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10-04-2005, 04:42 PM
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#74
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shabbat shalom
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: the fort, FL
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"I don't even drive straight!"
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10-04-2005, 07:05 PM
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#75
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Half [JDM]
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Burnsville MN
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Gas, grass, or ***. No one rides for free.
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XBL = uh oh its JEFF
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10-04-2005, 07:23 PM
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#76
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: sterling heights, MI
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if it's petty don't sweat it, if it's sweaty don't pet it
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I think the world would be way cooler if we would have domesticated the bear instead the horse. Oh you pranced around, jumped a stick and ate some hay? Big deal, my bear just ate a hobo, paw-****ed a bee hive then roared so hard deaf people heard it.
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow, Learn as if you were to live forever." -Ghandi
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DUCATI Monster
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10-04-2005, 08:37 PM
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#77
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#No****sGiven
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Middle O Nowhere SE WI
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My brother has one on his car that says "Bad cop! No donut!"
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IF IT DOESN'T HAVE TITS, A TRIGGER OR A THROTTLE, I'M NOT INTERESTED
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10-04-2005, 08:47 PM
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Truth with a capital C
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: columbus ohio
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i beat you all.
on the back of the biggest P.O.S. chevy 1500 pickup, in currsive pink writing said "if it smells good, eat it"
most hick thing i've ever seen, but i laughed for weeks with my friends about it.
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10-04-2005, 09:43 PM
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#79
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
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lol thats funnay
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10-04-2005, 09:54 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: poot.
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Originally Posted by the_smurf
"Kill a gay unborn baby whale for Jesus" |
funniest one i have read in here.
My friend has one on his truck
"Lifted Cause Fat Girls Can't Jump"
On my car
"I just anal raped your little daughter, killed her, smeared her blood all over my penis, buried her in a shallow grave, and video taped it all....then masturbated to it." |
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10-04-2005, 10:16 PM
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I suck at MS Paint
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: SO*DAK
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"Vote John Kerry" i thought that one was pretty funny
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10-04-2005, 10:18 PM
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i hate you
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Eugene
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It's like a D.A.R.E sticker but insted of it saying the usally thing it says....
"D.A.R.E- drugs are really exceleant"
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I'm a drunk
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10-05-2005, 12:50 AM
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#83
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take it easy
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Southern California
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by [JUSTIN]
I'M NOT TAILGATING, I'M DRAFTING!
Nascar fans oughta get that one.
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10-05-2005, 06:58 AM
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#84
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by aim's stupid
"Vote George Bush" i thought that one was pretty funny
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fixed
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"Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher! It's me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless squirrel. Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders. You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs? That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: "Au revoir, gopher." This is going to be sweet"
XBOXLIVE: Hans Bentash
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