OK, naturally i'm gonna' pimp our place...so my stories will come from the Sunday playdays in Heidelberg.
: One round, he calmly walked the wire and strategically eliminated the whole field (i think you got all of them). of course, and eyecare will surely agree, his back players were putting down heavy, well placed cover. nice one buddy! "walk the wire and consider half of your flank: Covered!"
that one newbie with the a-5
: "oops, i accidentally touched the trigger" BAM
Tasker standing in the deadbox gets one in the dome (right above the mask)... "finger off the trigger when you ain't playin', watch the muzzle, sock it, don't cock it"
chris with the b2k4
: take it easy killa! we got two incidences of you moving goggles off of faces...you better not be turnin' dat shi up when we ain't lookin! "watch out for new players with new toys; they tend to overdo it the first couple o times"