funniest thing for me was a kid came to the field wearing tights he wore for gymnastics or something. needless to say all the warnings in the world couldn't tell him how bad it would hurt to get hit in the butt. he did
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oh and I shot myself in the hand. was crawlin in thick brush and pushed my ion foward and the trigger went with my hand infront of the barrel. I couldn't stop laughing and neither the guy running up on me
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Ok, so I was at Camp Pendleton (my first time) and on one of the fields, they have this T-Rex:
On the very right. It's somewhere other than that spot, however. Anyway, I already got out and was just watching everyone else play. Anyway, I see this kid just hauling *** towards the dinosaur to get to another bunker. Anyway, he FELL *** first and guess what his the dinosaur. LOL, his nuts went straight into the dinosaur's tail. It was the funniest **** I've ever seen. It was just a big "BING".
Some people were like "oohh man, you ok?" Others were laughing so hard, me included.
Well I'll use a few embarrassing things that happened ot me and from other games.
Well it was a rainy day and everyone was having trouble with their mask. I just got done coming up behind the other teams taking out around 6 guys. During the process I lost my energy drink so I was like next match I need to do the same thing in order to find it. Im searching and searching and I almost walked (literally) on top of another player. I saw his lens and booked it to my right and dove . Not knowing there was a steep drop I fell down and went right into the stream below. It was waiste deep and very cold. Only one leg was in and I could not get out. Took me 5 minutes and when I got back to the top I got lit up. No one helps the lone wolf....
Another good one that happened to me, trying to rally up a bunch of my team mates during a small "big" game. We just lost our castle and needed to re-take it. pretty much 3/4 of the team was behind the safety net. I got a small group but wanted more, screaming lets go lets go and other things. I ran while saying and my boot caugght a rock a just went face first into the dirt. Mask almost came off, curled up in a ball to get it back on than continued playing.
Another game, I was doing really good and it was gonig to be the first win for my side all day. To wipe out the last bit of people on the back (there was about 10) I wanted to have a charge to the other side (field was a bunch of mounds with tunnels in them) so I screamed out Blue Team on 3 lets charge! 1..2..3 Charge! The only one that charged was me. I got 4 out in the process as I rounded the corner. Luckily for me the other team got scared and went to the other end only to meet their fate.
At a scenario game (ION) I was on the Germans and we were running a mission for a prop, on the other side of the stream were allies. They asked us if we were allied. It was all quite and someone yelled out, Yeah we're allied. They called back out, Dont bull**** us. So a few come walking towards us and a man scerams out **** their yellow and full hell broke loose. had to be there moment...
Onr last one, tagging along with a scenario team running missions during a scenario game a guy had his gun set at a ramp. He ducked out a bunch of paintballs flying over his head when he was at the bunker. He ducked down and accidently pulled the trigger shooting himself in the thigh multiple times lmao. His whole team laughed at him.
Still got a bunch more but for now this is good.
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The gangster grip brings back memories. I had one Rental cock his 98 custom sidewards, charge the fort yelling "Master Chef" yes chef not chief. He then got two experienced players out before ending the game.
I was reffing at a local field, running games for this private party that was primarily rentals. A few guys with their own gear, mostly older stuff (those who have been around the block a few times can probably already guess where this is going ). Some hotshots on a new team challenged them, thinking they'd get to "own some noobs". Normally I'd never allow it, but I had been hanging out with this private party all day so I knew them pretty well. I gave them the go ahead. Yep, it was a slaughter. That team, with all their new top of the line equipment and speedball tactics, were eliminated in about 2 minutes (on a big field, takes about that long just to get into range). What they failed to realize is that this particular private party had played 2-3 times a year for the past TWENTY YEARS. Heck, I felt like a noob talking to them.[/quote]
Lol. This sort of happened to us, but we didn't challenge them, the refs paired us against them in a 3 on 2 to our advantage. We were fairly confident BC of our numbers, yet we were still taken down in about a minute.
One day, I was playing at a local feild. This family of three (mom, dad, and son) show up for open play, with several treys of lemon bars, brownies, etc. At one point, the dad got all the way through the snake, and was behind most of my team. I was one of the only people to pick up on this, and dug into my bunker to avoid being shot by him, or the rest of his team. The next time he poped out, I goged him. With the chrisis now averted, I returned to normal play. Only seconds later, I start to get shot, a lot. I turn around and put my gun in the air, still getting shot, before I realize its the same guy, massivley overshooting me. At around the time hed hit me with 10-12 paintballs, I yelled "im out," quicley followed by several more. By the time hed shot me 25+ times I yelled "stop f***ing shooting me!" thats when a ref just about tackeled him, and asked him to leave. After the game, he said to me " youd better watch your mouth, or ill teach you a lesson" i asked him if he was threateing a 15 year old ( remember, hes in his 40s) he said, "im here now, do something about it" and pushed me. The ref called the cops. He was 'escorted' off the feild. I still cant believe it happened.
I have a few.
once i tripped on the way to snake and when i stood up i got lit up
once i shot my friend in the *** from a foot away with a gun that hadnt been chronod n was shootin 350fps
Another time i saw a fat perso n i mean really fat( couldnt fit behind any bunkers) bunker every body on the other team while walking down the field with a tippman 98
Oncei was lying in the bushes when 2 newbs came. They didnt see me n a few other dudes. We lit them up nthey ran away screaming
I was shooti nthrough a whole ina bunker. All i could see was the persons mask. I kne wi had hit him n he wouldnt getout. When the horn blew i was yellin at him to get out and when he walked out from behind thebunker it turned out to be a ref
I was the only person left on my team in speedball goin against 6 8 year olds. After shooting at the bunker they were all in for a few seconds the bunker fell down n they all scattered n surrendered
My team was a bunch of tournament players n we were goin against 3 dads from a party that was at the field. They were cheating because it was reball. I was in snake they were al in the middle of the field at about at the 30. They had no communication n didnt kno i was there. I ran to there back corner, then to there home. I signaled to my teammates to run through n i lit them up from the back and they finally got out
I was playing a big woods ball game and we had a couple of guys stuck behind an airplane wing. They couldn't get to the trench they had to get to because they were pinned down. So me and this other guy got a group of 10-15 guys together at the top of the hill. We said we were just gonna charge down the hill and hopefully give the guys in the wing to get in the trench so they could move forward and win the game. So we counted down and took off. We were moving down that hill. A bunch of guys on the other team started shooting us. Me and the other guy got lit up as we sprinted down the hill. After enough busted that I decided I needed to stop I turned around to see the other 10-15 guys still at the top of the hill.
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One of the fields I play at is a large rectangle played long ways. Teams start in opposite corners. One day me and my buddy both shooting pumps decide to see who can run further down the tape on the break without stopping of getting hit. At about the other teams 20 I yell I think we've gone too far!, but at this point were already behind most of the other team. He makes it to a stick pile in the corner, and I find the tinyest tree over there to hide behind. The other team is creaking out that we got behind them and they focus ALL their attention on us. Most of them are in the open with their backs turned to the rest of our team. We got like 2 kills, but lots of assist cred since they forgot about the rest of our team.
Today, I was playing at my field, and one of my friends was sneaking up my hill towards my flag... I was to his side, and was totally still, so he had NO clue I was there.
I shot him and his reaction was hysterical! Good thing I have the ZoomCam so YOU can SEE what he did!
Your kills only count if you capture them on film!
1 flag Capture the Flag. Other team grabs the flag, takes off running to score it. I start yelling for my team to pursue, and take off running out from behind my bunker. I didn't happen to see the wooden spool on the ground in front of me. I hit it just right, end up flipping head over heels, and plugging my gun in the ground. I wish I had a camera.
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ive seen people slide into cans at the local speedball field and if they arent staked down correctly, you see the can fall over and they either run or just play it like a snake lol
i watched a guy doing some crazy parkour over some guy and just said " NOPE GG!" then he ran with the flag and proceeded to breakdance.
ironic part was that he was Japanese
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Was playing at a local field and in a small speedball field. Work my way to back center to surrender the guy. Just as he gives up, i shoot back left on her butt. I didn't want her to turn around as i try to surrender her too.
As she gets hit, she yells who shot her. I blame the guy i just surrendered....which turns out to be her husband.
I guess another funny way to put it is, i had my way with a lady as her husband helplessly looked on
Also, this was several years ago and definitely not funny at the time, but I can find humor in it now. After a game, the rest of the players and I were standing in a circle talking about the previous round. All of a sudden, someone's gun misfires and shoots me square in the nuts. Needless to say, I was on the ground for about half an hour.
That vid has to be fake, no one follows the surrender rule at PB Depot. lol. You were plenty far away from her though. I would have shot her too; again, because too many people there, usually the rentals, can't seem to grasp the concept of the surrender rule. No matter how many times the refs explain it.
). Some hotshots on a new team challenged them, thinking they'd get to "own some noobs". Normally I'd never allow it, but I had been hanging out with this private party all day so I knew them pretty well. I gave them the go ahead. Yep, it was a slaughter. That team, with all their new top of the line equipment and speedball tactics, were eliminated in about 2 minutes (on a big field, takes about that long just to get into range). What they failed to realize is that this particular private party had played 2-3 times a year for the past TWENTY YEARS. Heck, I felt like a noob talking to them.[/quote]
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