How can I retire without any money?

elTwitcho · 02-25-2004, 10:30 AM

Hey guys, I'm 21 and too young to retire but I don't want to work anymore. I can't save up for an RRSP and I don't have any pension fund at all, but I think there must magically be some way to retire without saving money that everyone knows about yet still saves up for money just like there's for sure tons of ways to make money without a job and people just go to work because they're stupid.

Oh and I'd like to also become a pro basketball player but don't have any game. Anyone know how to do that as well?

DreadLock Doc · 02-25-2004, 10:33 AM

Sell drugs.

p8ntgurl · 02-25-2004, 10:36 AM

become a pimp. Its what I see you doing with the rest of your life anyhow.

No parodies for you, btw.

Gunslinger_Tiny · 02-25-2004, 10:40 AM

Design and sell a nuke to terrorists?

Ton Ton Saddam · 02-25-2004, 10:41 AM

I'd do it.

Gunslinger_Tiny · 02-25-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by Ton Ton Saddam
I'd do it.

You are a pro at beating a joke to death aren't you?

™Mr.Canada™ · 02-25-2004, 10:52 AM

sell soul?

p8ntgurl · 02-25-2004, 10:52 AM

as if he has a soul?

Gunslinger_Tiny · 02-25-2004, 10:53 AM

Sell p8ntgurl into white slavery.

™Mr.Canada™ · 02-25-2004, 10:54 AM

sell a lung then!!

p8ntgurl · 02-25-2004, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by Gunslinger_Tiny
Sell p8ntgurl into white slavery.

No one wants a fiesty Irish chick who won't work.

Gunslinger_Tiny · 02-25-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by p8ntgurl
No one wants a fiesty Irish chick who won't work.

Your husband did!

p8ntgurl · 02-25-2004, 11:00 AM

yeah, well I was knocked up and my dad was gonna kill him. What choice did he have, really?

Gunslinger_Tiny · 02-25-2004, 11:01 AM

Oh, you trapped him, okay Twitch forget her, find anotehr chuck and sell her into slavery.

elTwitcho · 02-25-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by p8ntgurl
become a pimp. Its what I see you doing with the rest of your life anyhow.

That hurts you know, but then it's not all that bad of an idea. I mean, it's not really "retirement" but then you'd be doing the lions share of the work if I became a pimp anyhow.

KAPOW!

Oh and seriously, alot of people have told me I probably have no soul, what's up with that?

p8ntgurl · 02-25-2004, 11:24 AM

Well, have you considered maybe your actions indicate you don't have a soul?

elTwitcho · 02-25-2004, 11:27 AM

Actually, based on a series of really strange coincidences and people getting murdered in close proximity to me in the recent past, I think I might be the harbinger of death. Seriously, since June, 8 people have come to violent ends when I was within a quarter mile of them. I plan on making a thread about it, but can't go into super long posts while I'm pretending to work.

And damn, I'd never considered that I actually came off as soul-less. That's kind of wild

p8ntgurl · 02-25-2004, 11:29 AM

Yeah, so if people have a habit of dying around you, I'll make it a point to not come near Toronto.

elTwitcho · 02-25-2004, 11:29 AM

Snap

Gunslinger_Tiny · 02-25-2004, 11:40 AM

ElTwitcho... The Death Dealer... Maybe so many people wouldn't die around you if you would stop pissing off voodoo witches!

elTwitcho · 02-25-2004, 11:43 AM

Seriously, it's some weird bad karma. I'd wager a month's salary I've been in the proximity of more murders than anybody else in TO this year, the messed up thing is that it's all over the city too and not like it's just my sucky ghetto neighbourhood. Hell, some lady stabbed her man to death the night before last in the penthouse of my mom's building when I stayed over visiting for the night and I had to step over police tape on the way out to work.