I saw a kid last weekend do some slow mo fall type crap. with each shot to the mask. 1 neck back a bit. 2 shots neck all the way back 3 back slightly bent 4 matrix 5 dead
At my field we have a castle map where one team defends the flag inside, and the other teams goal is to get inside and touch it. The problem is, you are only allowed to use 1 of 2 doorways going into the castle.
They called 5 minutes, me and a bunch of teammates began to charge the castle, just to run into tons of paint. Luckily, only one of the 5 of us were shot. One guy, very heavy build, runs and sees a bunch of wood nailed together. It looked like what used to be a bridge. He picks it up, and uses it has a shield. It was so big that him, me, and one other guy could fit behind it. We all slowly inches forward until we got to the doorway, just to find out the it was too big the fit through the door. They call 30 seconds and all of us charge. He throws down the shield, and gets shot out immediately. He took is good old time walking off, while the rest of us were still behind him. This gave us enough time to get into the castle, just to get shot on sight. It was loads of fun.
Another time, there was this group of first time players. It was 1 v 4 and the one man team impressed me. It looked like something out of a movie. The other team was relatively close to each other and in the back of the field. The guy begins to run down the field, shooting at all of them. He then quickly moves his rental 98 to one hand and picks up the flag, not stopping at all. He continues to run the the other teams starting net, while all of them are missing him horribly. In one clean swoop, he takes down all of them and captures the flag. What really impressed me was not only that play, but that it was his first time, was using a 98, and was in the middle of the woods. It was almost like what we all saw at PSP Chicago, but one handed and with the flag in his hand.
I was playing at a scenario this spring, and it was POURING rain. There were these huge ravines all over the place, and bridges you could cross. Well the bridges were guarded, but the ravines were left open!
So I kept going across to the backside of the other teams main headquarters. I did it over and over, until I finally just walked right into their camp and barrel tagged their general!
I introduced myself to him before the day started and told him that I was the guy who was going to get him out today. He laughed and called his buds over to tell them what I said.
The look on his face when he realized it was ME who tagged him...
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I LOVE that video... Course I rarely play in the summer, and that was my last big outing. In a few months I should have some new stuff, but will it be as funny as that one?!?
Nah, the highlight of his life was teaching Tony Hawk to skate and Matt Hoffman to ride BMX.
Totally sick of his videos too.
I've never seen the video before and found it awesome... I then emailed it to my dad whos never seen it... and he thought it was awesome. Keep your sarcasm and negativity to yourself bro you dont have to watch it every time he posts it...
Another time, there was this group of first time players. It was 1 v 4 and the one man team impressed me. It looked like something out of a movie. The other team was relatively close to each other and in the back of the field. The guy begins to run down the field, shooting at all of them. He then quickly moves his rental 98 to one hand and picks up the flag, not stopping at all. He continues to run the the other teams starting net, while all of them are missing him horribly. In one clean swoop, he takes down all of them and captures the flag. What really impressed me was not only that play, but that it was his first time, was using a 98, and was in the middle of the woods. It was almost like what we all saw at PSP Chicago, but one handed and with the flag in his hand.
I love watching rental players boss it up. My favorite was watching a rental player walk completely unnoticed into the other team's base, look around awkwardly for a couple of seconds (clearly confused he hadn't got the **** shot out of him), then grab the flag and sprint back to the base, ending the game in under a minute. Our team spent a good 5 minutes just laughing and high-fiving after that one
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Totally sick of his videos too.
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That last video wasn't even a recball video. He's just using these threads to promote his channel
If you don't like my videos don't click on them...
Whining on every thread I post in just makes you look pathetic.
I thought this one was funny too. (warning gunslinger, I'm about to POST A VIDEO... don't get bent out of shape, if I post a video of something funny that happened on a recball field in a thread about funny things happening during recball games...). This was YEARS ago, so sorry for the poor action cam quality, as this was a first generation action cam.
But, I still laugh when I hear that grown man screaming "easy on the trigger" after getting hit ONE time by ONE paintball! (as he claimed later when crying about me posting the video). Oh and it has a bunch of barrel tags once I run out of paint... The looks of bewilderment when you run up and barrel tag someone always makes me laugh.
I shot myself in the face this Saturday while playing some rec speed ball, I was reloading and i snapped into the bunker when i shot it bounced and hit me right in the middle of my goggles i didn't know whether to stay in or call myself out of stupidity. If you can top that i bow to you!
My top one has to be watching a kid sprint to flank with a fogged mask. He runs straight into a fence and then flips over it. The whole game stops from everyone laughing and then we end up all having to look for his hopper that ended up in a black berry bush.
funniest **** i ever saw was some rental that thought he was hot **** get bunkered by a whole 5 man team. i witnessed the whole thing from the view of my mask looking down my barrel. i may or may not have been involved with lacing up that little dbag.
Ive gotten people to call out by just shooting air.
I had one of those 2 weeks ago. Had some horrendously ****ty XO paint that was too brittle to be shootable. A player didn't realize I was in a building and walked right past me, I popped out with my T2 and blasted shreds of paint, air, air, air and more paint shreds. No actual balls but he called himself out from the surprise.
I also once saw a guy playing a dorito on a really window day and the dorito slipped the stakes hold it down and started to roll away but because it was a dorito it rolled in strange directions and the poor guy was trying to keep up with it as it bounced and rolled.
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you dont have to watch it every time he posts it...
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