[JoeisanAssassin]

The Pope isn't crazy he's just eccentric.

Just registered as the Thin... err I mean USA.

[jpazz]

Originally Posted by JoeisanAssassin

Just registered as the Thin... err I mean USA.

Arh!

Another one registered. I guess we have to go back to work.

[general rob]

Register? That requires for me to take 2 minuets of my time.

I will just show up the day of the game, hope they have room and pay full price !!

Get my gear ready before the game?
I will throw all my stuff in a bag the morning of the game. I will pull out my unwashed clothing , hats , gloves and paint covered mask. I will , as always be unprepared.

I will miss the orientation and game rules (because i think i know it all).

I will have no clue whats going on , i will just wander the fields and pick up blue barells that say (garbage) and lug it along the frozen ground and demand points for it.

I will start the game at our base and realize i have to go poo.
I will walk all the way back to the potty house , freez my arse off, pray nothing falls into the pit.

But, I will still have a great day cause its a G-Force game.........


This is the way of Woo

[ace0007]

Originally Posted by general rob

Register? That requires for me to take 2 minuets of my time.

I will just show up the day of the game, hope they have room and pay full price !!

Get my gear ready before the game?
I will throw all my stuff in a bag the morning of the game. I will pull out my unwashed clothing , hats , gloves and paint covered mask. I will , as always be unprepared.

I will miss the orientation and game rules (because i think i know it all).

I will have no clue whats going on , i will just wander the fields and pick up blue barells that say (garbage) and lug it along the frozen ground and demand points for it.

I will start the game at our base and realize i have to go poo.
I will walk all the way back to the potty house , freez my arse off, pray nothing falls into the pit.

But, I will still have a great day cause its a G-Force game.........


This is the way of Woo

And everything he says is true, except he left out the part where he will take a time out nap in a lawn chair...

[mariol]

Originally Posted by ace0007

And everything he says is true, except he left out the part where he will take a time out nap in a lawn chair...

BUT!! As it will be Feb. he may not have the lawn chair.. but then again, he might, but then again... only the Woo knows for sure.

For this is the way of the Woo..
All praise the Woo!
All give glory to the Woo!
The Woo is the answer to our lives.. long live the Woo!

[k2riser]

How much is paint for this?

[jpazz]

$79.00 per case, after taxes.

THE THING II was $53.00 a case, but we couldn't swing that again.


Any Skirmish paint you happen to have on hand is allowed to be brought to this event, and likewise, any leftover paint you have after the event can be brought to Stalingrad, Beer Wars, ION, or any other Skirmish event.

[TSSOC.PROFESSOR]

So, I've heard from the Chinese and the 4th entity, but not from the Americans. What say you Americans? Do you not want the Portable Testing Device?

[fishkopp]

Originally Posted by mariol

BUT!! As it will be Feb. he may not have the lawn chair.. but then again, he might, but then again... only the Woo knows for sure.

For this is the way of the Woo..
All praise the Woo!
All give glory to the Woo!
The Woo is the answer to our lives.. long live the Woo!

I wonder if the Great Woo will bring his weapon of choice ..........the dreaded monkey hand on a stick .........not to be confused with chicken on a stick.

[mariol]

Originally Posted by fishkopp

I wonder if the Great Woo will bring his weapon of choice ..........the dreaded monkey hand on a stick .........not to be confused with chicken on a stick.

Ah.. but a chicken in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!

[dstanley753]

Originally Posted by TSSOC.PROFESSOR

So, I've heard from the Chinese and the 4th entity, but not from the Americans. What say you Americans? Do you not want the Portable Testing Device?

Our General is in Nursing School and his XO Johnny Pinz is ???? I'd say yes we want it, but I don't have the authority to make deals

[jtx2003]

Ching Chong Bing Bong Ting Tang Foo

[general rob]

YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY !!!! make the deal Goose , make the deal.

Man, ever since you retired as a General you dont think you have any pull.

Deal or no Deal.............

[general rob]

Proffesor,

Some questions about your DEVICE:

is it bigger than a bread box?

is it made in china?

can you hold it in one hand, or must you hold it with two?

Is it inside a kitty liter box.........

Did you booby trap the said device?

will you need to unpleasantly probe people with it to detect the infected ?

will this detection device cure us and will it be covered by Obama care?

[dstanley753]

Originally Posted by general rob

YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY !!!! make the deal Goose , make the deal.

Man, ever since you retired as a General you dont think you have any pull.

Deal or no Deal.............

I would never take the thrill of negotiations away from a General...their dignity yes but never the thrill of actual work

[Yourmomsbox]

Originally Posted by TSSOC.PROFESSOR

So, I've heard from the Chinese and the 4th entity, but not from the Americans. What say you Americans? Do you not want the Portable Testing Device?

Well since he has yet to make any kind of response we will glady take you along with the portable testing device on our side. We have rice.. lots and lots or rice

[jpazz]

I'm not sure if this was mentioned yet, but Bionicon said they will be stopping by.

Apparently some employees from their fine corporation will be bringing treats and objects that may be useful in your quest to save humankind.

Can I get a: "Yay, thank you Bionicon!"?

[mariol]

Originally Posted by jpazz

I'm not sure if this was mentioned yet, but Bionicon said they will be stopping by.

Apparently some employees from their fine corporation will be bringing treats and objects that may be useful in your quest to save humankind.

Can I get a: "Yay, thank you Bionicon!"?

HELL NO!!!!

[Grazi]

Originally Posted by jpazz

I'm not sure if this was mentioned yet, but Bionicon said they will be stopping by.

Apparently some employees from their fine corporation will be bringing treats and objects that may be useful in your quest to save humankind.

Can I get a: "Yay, thank you Bionicon!"?

HELL YES

[mariol]

Originally Posted by Grazi

HELL YES

You will not know the time.

You will not know the place.

But you will know PAIN!!

[TSSOC.PROFESSOR]

Originally Posted by general rob

Proffesor,

Some questions about your DEVICE:

is it bigger than a bread box?

What are bread boxes? You're showing your age.

Originally Posted by general rob

is it made in china?

Being it was compiled by myself at The Thing II, by default, since I am Chinese in ancestry, it is Chinese.

Originally Posted by general rob

can you hold it in one hand, or must you hold it with two?

I'm sure it can be held by your hand on a stick.

Originally Posted by general rob

Is it inside a kitty liter box.........

Bwa ha ha...I believe that was from Junkyard Wars and that has been retired.

Originally Posted by general rob

Did you booby trap the said device?

That's a question for Jpazz.

Originally Posted by general rob

will you need to unpleasantly probe people with it to detect the infected ?

How you want to be probed is entirely up to you.

Originally Posted by general rob

will this detection device cure us and will it be covered by Obama care?

Well it was built before the passing of Obama care, so I don't know if it is grandfathered in. Must read all 906 pages of the Affordable Care Act. I'll have to get back to you on that one.