[prostheticsmiles]

"Hes got pads. Thats like... +10 agility..."

[Cracker_35]

"Can I melee?"

[OBES]

Its when i thought about asking someone to surrender then proceded to run around the bunker and shoot em

[firl21]

What would happen if i shoot him in airball and its a bounce. than he slides on the bounced ball and it breaks. is he out?

..... ???

seemd stupid at first. but than it dawned on me. is he?

[the kid in the snake]

lol^ that almost made me think about it for a min but rules are "a ball is in play until it breaks on an object or comes to a rest" so if its still moving as he slides...

[agpb]

I was reffing when i saw a kid picking up paint from the ground to put in his rental gun. I got on to him about it and asked him what he was doing and he replied, "I'm smelling it idiot.".....? Really your smelling paint?......and you have your mask on......

[dylan_kersey]

when i ref i always like it when someone says:

"Why do my bullets always curve?"

i respond

"Well its because your hopper is sideways"

[BlackHammer]

This one is always funny : "I'm going to snipe."

Even though I try to explain the basic physics of paintballs, the fat guy decked out in full ghillie with the 150 lbs A5 or phenom still thinks his marker shoot further just because... well.. he has a long barrel and a scope.

Sigh...

[The_Leech]

Originally Posted by BlackHammer

This one is always funny : "I'm going to snipe."

Even though I try to explain the basic physics of paintballs, the fat guy decked out in full ghillie with the 150 lbs A5 or phenom still thinks his marker shoot further just because... well.. he has a long barrel and a scope.

Sigh...

sniped, snip·ing, snipes
1. To shoot at individuals from a concealed place.
2. To shoot snipe.
3. To make malicious, underhand remarks or attacks.

Just saying. I agree that going for "Long range" accuracy is, foolish. But to "snipe" or shoot concealed and stealth like is possible.

[smokeage]

Originally Posted by The_Leech

sniped, snip·ing, snipes
1. To shoot at individuals from a concealed place.
2. To shoot snipe.
3. To make malicious, underhand remarks or attacks.

Just saying. I agree that going for "Long range" accuracy is, foolish. But to "snipe" or shoot concealed and stealth like is possible.

First Strike = win.

They are also scary as **** when they go whizzing by your head. They make a wicked whistle.

[BlackHammer]

I agree that you can be shooting from a concealed place and be considered a sniper (or just an ambusher). However, I was refering to the fact that certain people don't understand certain basic facts about the world around them (such as two identical or nearly so objects exiting a barrel with similar rotation and velocity, as well as angle, will have similar flight paths.

Certain still think that putting a 24 inch barrel on your a5 will make it more accurate and shoot further. The same group will also put a 1 inch barrel on their A5 and call it an smg... sigh...

[ECHOpaint]

i saw some fat kid in a black ops beanie, and a star wars edition mini and he said oh i play snake for my team. i said, "Ok"
the game started and he team shot me cuz i looked like a member on the other team.

[xReladinx]

Playing open play on a Hyperball course the other day, and it was a mix of mechanical and electronic guns. I'm shooting my mirror (I have a DM7, was on semi) and the kid had the whole dye outfit, jersey, pants, headband, i4 mask, rotor 2010 NT. I'm shooting 5-6 ball bursts at his bunker to keep him down while my team moves up, he yells to the ref, "hes shooting too fast!"... ref tells me to slow it down so I did. Next thing I know, he pops out and sits on my bunker for a good 10-15 seconds walking the trigger... Ref doesnt say anything to him... I snap out and shoot once... face shot... needless to say.. felt good. Proceeded up the snake and won the game.

[Robot85]

"are there any other maps"

[rccballer]

Working at a field.. I answer the phone and always get the question " how many walkons are coming out today?".. or "do you know what your turn out will be tomorrow for walkons?"
Or my fav question.. "is it raining there?"

[The_Leech]

Originally Posted by rccballer

Or my fav question.. "is it raining there?"

This doesn't seem to terrible, unless you work at an indoor field. I live over an hour away from my field, and they can have different weather then I do.

[$Luxe$]

I went the field and my team wanted to play rec and we walked over there and the kid asked if I had a hair in my trigger.

[empire1122v2 (Banned)]

Originally Posted by xReladinx

Playing open play on a Hyperball course the other day, and it was a mix of mechanical and electronic guns. I'm shooting my mirror (I have a DM7, was on semi) and the kid had the whole dye outfit, jersey, pants, headband, i4 mask, rotor 2010 NT. I'm shooting 5-6 ball bursts at his bunker to keep him down while my team moves up, he yells to the ref, "hes shooting too fast!"... ref tells me to slow it down so I did. Next thing I know, he pops out and sits on my bunker for a good 10-15 seconds walking the trigger... Ref doesnt say anything to him... I snap out and shoot once... face shot... needless to say.. felt good. Proceeded up the snake and won the game.

Bro. You're the ****ing man.

Edit: Scrimmaged a local d2 team last weekend. Bunkered the last guy and accidentally shot him in the neck because he had a seizure when he tried to spin on me. Afterwards he tries to start a fight, slamming his mask into mine. Since when do division 2 players complain about **** like that? It wasn't pack, but the wolfpack guys do that to us all the time and we pat each other on the back afterwards.

[hatchetwarrior1246]

My personal favorite stupid thing isn't said on the field. It's said here.

When the average dickhead 13year old says

"So I was just walking the trigger on my ________ and the first timer who I shouldn't even be playing against because I have more experience says 'Ref! Tell him to turn off full auto!' and I'm like 'LOL!!! I just have it on uncapped semi!!!!' "

Semi,ramp,full auto, doesn't matter. stop shooting up kids you're better than. Even if they have nice gear, doesn't matter, have some class or your lower than they are on my **** list.

I'm done with these threads.

[ishootyourface96]

Originally Posted by hatchetwarrior1246

My personal favorite stupid thing isn't said on the field. It's said here.

When the average dickhead 13year old says

"So I was just walking the trigger on my ________ and the first timer who I shouldn't even be playing against because I have more experience says 'Ref! Tell him to turn off full auto!' and I'm like 'LOL!!! I just have it on uncapped semi!!!!' "

Semi,ramp,full auto, doesn't matter. stop shooting up kids you're better than. Even if they have nice gear, doesn't matter, have some class or your lower than they are on my **** list.

I'm done with these threads.

^^^

[Subterfuge]

My autococker is 10 years old. That being said, it still looks low profile, tactical, sexy and balanced. I overheard this kid say, "His gun is worth $5000 on the market."