I'm having issues right now, though not quite as bad as yours.
Broke up with my girlfriend/whatever you want to call her, for the last time on Monday. She was basically refusing to talk to me about the issues I had with the way she was acting so I said **** this and walked. Told her she was not invited to my graduation party or ceremony this past Sunday and Monday. She called me Friday night and two days ago, left me messages congratulating me and telling me she's not sure how we went from what we were to not even speaking, but she's sorry (I didn't answer, and I'm not going to if she continues to call). Strike one.
My mom just left to go to Tennessee for three or four weeks, and on the way home from work THE DAY SHE LEAVES, my ****ing car goes *CLUNK* and everything dies like a block from my house. Won't even turn over, engine is probably seized up. There goes that, guess I ride a bike to work now. Thankfully it's only 1.3 miles each way. Strike two.
My laptop I've had since I graduated high school died on me about a month ago. Got my dad to look at it, he said it most likely won't be worth the cost to fix it and I should just start looking for a replacement. Strike three.
Oh, and it's starting to look like about half my house might be falling in a sinkhole. We have had insurance guys and engineers here for the past few days this week and about a month and a half ago as well trying to gauge the structural damage. Strike four.
**** my life, too.