NCAA Football 12' v Now we know why Manti always bit on the play action fake

Ninja Mouse · 01-17-2013, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DMC_OWNER

It was a guy who thought he was dating a hot *****. They'd talk every day, call each other and everything but they never met. Turns out the hot ***** was a 45 year old house wife...a painter...and she had two mentally handicapped children. (No joke)

They made a show out of it. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. It's on tv now and the host is the guy from the movie that got catfished in the first place, and he goes around the country helping out other people in online relationships find out if who they are "dating" really are the people they say they are.

It's pretty interesting who the catfish turn out to be. It's a sick ****ed up world out there.

I'm like 99% positive that you are the only person in this thread who has heard of catfishing or knew all of what you just posted.

The majority of us simply went to urbandictionary and searched it...

Ninja Mouse · 01-17-2013, 09:58 AM

Manti Te'o's girlfriend is as real as West Virginia's defense.

giants57 · 01-17-2013, 09:58 AM

I saw the show on MTV, I especially enjoyed the one where the bulldyke from Tuscaloosa posed as a male model to some blond girl from Florida.

imhungry (Banned) · 01-17-2013, 09:58 AM

there is nothing faker than te'o's GF, ONLY ZULE!

Paintnoob13 · 01-17-2013, 09:59 AM

I thought everyone knew the general gist of catfish.

And idk hungry, youve gotta be reallllllly ****ing stupid to fall in love and "date" someone that youve never even seen for like 3 years. He said he spent 4 straight months falling asleep with her on the phone... So who the **** was on the other side of that call? Lets get some phone logs and find this **** out. I just think hes gay or was trying to gain sympathy

DMC_OWNER · 01-17-2013, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninja Mouse

I'm like 99% positive that you are the only person in this thread who has heard of catfishing or knew all of what you just posted.

The majority of us simply went to urbandictionary and searched it...

Meh... I watch a lot of movies and when I saw that movie in Redbox I figured it was worth a watch.

It was pretty interesting. The show is better IMO because it's a different "couple" every episode.

Sometimes the people end up becomming even closer to each other after finding out who they actually are.

Like wtf?

They completely lied about who they were, but now you're just going to be okay with that person being a 450 pound emo serial rapist when they said they were a model from California?

Ninja Mouse · 01-17-2013, 10:01 AM

So when Barrett Jones said Manti Te'o carried his luggage...

giants57 · 01-17-2013, 10:03 AM

Why would you be that stupid though, ok let's say he did get "catfished". Bro, you're a D1 linebacker...you should be swimming in it. God damn, get some game.

**EvilPopTart** · 01-17-2013, 10:05 AM

http://www.garnetandblackattack.com/...y-made-up-tajh

Ninja Mouse · 01-17-2013, 10:05 AM

A D1 linebacker that had first round potential and a dark horse heisman candidate...

Swimming in it is an understatement. That dude could have had a different girl every night except it seems pretty clear he bats for the other team.

imhungry (Banned) · 01-17-2013, 10:08 AM

i knew what catfish was looong before this ****. i also don't live under a rock. that ****ty movie was up for a bunch of awards and **** at sundance and what have you

Lou Dogg · 01-17-2013, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninja Mouse

A D1 linebacker that had first round potential and a dark horse heisman candidate...

Swimming in it is an understatement. That dude could have had a different girl every night except it seems pretty clear he bats for the other team.

See, his strict religious beliefs would have been an easy out for this. I just don't get why he'd go through all this trouble. Not that I think he's innocent at all, just very dumb.

DMC_OWNER · 01-17-2013, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by EvilPopTart

http://www.garnetandblackattack.com/...y-made-up-tajh

Golden.

I love the end.

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Added Clowney: "Oh, I also made up Aaron Murray."

lololol

Lou Dogg · 01-17-2013, 10:16 AM

That Clowney article was awesome.

Ninja Mouse · 01-17-2013, 10:24 AM

Hey Lou, what does a Catholic Priest and a Process Engineer have in common?

kfresh · 01-17-2013, 10:24 AM

steven a smith is ripping teo appart

kfresh · 01-17-2013, 10:33 AM

I also love that Chip Kelly pulled a Brian Kelly.

imhungry (Banned) · 01-17-2013, 10:47 AM

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I also love that Chip Kelly pulled a Brian Kelly.

i think pete carroll would be a more accurate reference...

i also enjoyed the ND AD crying in the presser while talking about manti...what a joke

i honestly think he is a naive sheltered mormon. it sounds ridiculous but i am really not surprised that something like this could happen to someone like that (which is hilarious in its own right). at the end of the day there is zero way he will look good coming out of this. he will either look like an idiot, a coward (if he did this to hide something) or a scum bag, take your pick

Superzeus · 01-17-2013, 11:01 AM

Swarbrick could lose his job if this blows up. Why would you chain yourself to a sinking ship?

Lou Dogg · 01-17-2013, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninja Mouse

Hey Lou, what does a Catholic Priest and a Process Engineer have in common?

We have sex with real people, unlike Te'o.

Ninja Mouse · 01-17-2013, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Lou Dogg

We have sex with real people, unlike Te'o.

No, you both diddle little boys.

Whats the difference between a process engineer and a blowup doll?